FNAF Text Messages

Mistake...

(The characters are in human form in this chapter cause I wanted them to be...)

Freddy: -_-

Bonnie: -_-

Lolbit: Freddy, Bonnie, why so mad?

Freddy: All I asked for us to do is to go to the store...

Bonnie: And all I asked was to one along...

Lolbit: And I took u guys... So y r u so mad?

Freddy: Because of wat u did at the store...

Lolbit: I didn't do anything...

Freddy: Anything?

Lolbit: Fine... Fine... I fixed the place up a bit...

Bonnie: YOU CAL-

Freddy: BONNIE SHUT UR TRAP AND LET ME HANDLE THIS!

Lolbit: Bro why r u so mad?

Freddy: Look at my face...

Lolbit: What about it...

Freddy: Anything DIFFERENT?!

Lolbit: U look a lot better now...

Freddy: Ouch...

Lolbit: Wat did you do to it to?

Freddy: You mean wat U did to it...

Lolbit: I'm still confused...

Freddy: Let me tell u a little story...

Lolbit: Go ahead...

Freddy: Once apon a time, we went to the store again for some chicken... We went down the crafts area and saw white out...

Lolbit: Wat does this have to do with ur face?

Freddy: SHUT... UP...

Lolbit: -3-

Freddy: A little b***h-

Lolbit: Mind you I'm a fox and not a female dog... And I'm NOT little... You want little look at Carl over there still thawing after his visit to the freezer...

Carl: Leave me out of it midget...

Lolbit: Please, even in ur human form principle Nezu would be taller then you...

Carl: And how tall is he?

Lolbit: 2,9... oh sorry... and a half... 2,9 and a half...

Carl: And how tall am I?

Chica: Carl, I just measured you and ur 2 ft tall... INCLUDING THE ICE...

Carl: ...

Lolbit: What do you have to say for yourself?

Carl: SH**

Chica: CARL THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SEVER!

Carl: -3-

Freddy: Can I continue?

Lolbit: Yes...

Freddy: Anyway this hooman looks at the white out and asks wats that?

Lolbit: I WAS HIGH ON COFFEE OKIE?!

Freddy: That's not the point...

Lolbit: Okie then say it...

 Freddy: And Bonnie, like the idiot he is, tells the hooman wat white out is...

Bonnie: TnT

Lolbit: I still don't see the problem...

Freddy: The problem is, is that you scribbled white out on everyones face at the store and got us permanently banned from there...

Lolbit: That's because everyone in that store was a mistake...

Freddy: Including you?

Lolbit: Nah... I'm good...

Bonnie: Then why did you poor a whole can of white paint on me?!

Lolbit: Oh that's easy...

Bonnie: Then tell me why...

Lolbit: Because I couldn't find any white out with enough ink to cover how big of a mistake you are...

Bonnie: I am not as big of mistake then you, if anything your the one who should have been covered in paint!

Lolbit: THAT"S NOT WAT JOE SAID!

Bonnie: Who?

Lolbit: JOE MAMA!!!

Bonnie: But I don't have a mama...

Lolbit: Oh...

Freddy: Wait...

Lolbit: Wat...

Freddy: Aren't you mainly white?

Lolbit: Yeah...

Freddy: That means that you were naturally born more of a mistake then the rest of us...

Lolbit: SHIIIIIIIIII-

~Lolbit Shut Down The Sever Reason: *insert reason here*~

Lolbit: Does anyone have bleach for me to drink after that?

Lolbit: Nu?

Lolbit: Okie...