Drunk Foxy

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Chica: Where is Foxy?

Carl: Idk

Freddy: FOXY!!!!!

Foxy: ehhhhh?

Freddy: WHY YOU DID DONE DO WHAT YOU DID DONE DO LAST NIGHT?!?!

Foxy: huuuhhhh?

Freddy: y0u D0N't ReAmEmBeer LeEeSt  NeEEEeiGhT?!? 

Foxy: nUuuuuuuah.....

Chica: what is going on right now between you two?? Why do you both sound drunk? WHAT DOES 'DID DONE DO' MEAN?!?!?!?!

Carl: LOOOOOOOOLBIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent: Lolbit says she refuses to come out....

Carl: TELL HER TO COME OUT BEFORE FREDDY BLOWS SOMETHING UP!!!!

Vincent: She says let him....

Freddy: wHuHeN iZ mI nExT sH0W

Chica: whaaaaaaaa.....

Foxy: fReDdY y0u ArE sUcH a BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Freddy: BBBBLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

BB: What the f*** did I just witness?

Chica: 0 - 0

Bonnie: Carl I think you are going to need to take a bath.....

Carl: YOU THINK?!? You know what? SHUT UP BONNIE I KNOW I NEED TO TAKE A BATH!!!!

Chica: I just bathed him as well ;~;

Bonnie: Wat even happened last night?

Vincent: Lolbit just texted me and said to check the security cameras....

Carl: She knows wat happened last night! Why doesn't she just tell us?

Vincent: She said you'll see....

Freddy: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

~ Flashback to Last Night Brought to You by {Insert Whatever} ~

Freddy: Leelbit wat wrong?

Lolbit: Life......

Freddy: REALLY MI TOO!!!!

Lolbit: Nu.....

Freddy: ohh

Foxy: It's cause she wants to do something fun but doesn't know what to do...

Freddy: What kind of fun? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lolbit: The entertaining kind....

Freddy: Both are......

Lolbit: This is not the way to ask me out....

Foxy: She's right Freddy.... That's not how you do it....

Lolbit: ANYWAYSSSSS....... so I'm watching horror movies like 'The Prodigy'......

Freddy: Have you started it yet?

Lolbit: Nuuu....

Freddy: Want to watch with me and Foxy???

Foxy: That would be better mate..... much better....

Lolbit: Sure.... what's the worst that could happen?

~30 Minutes Later~

Freddy: This is boring....

Foxy: What are you talking about mate?!

Lolbit: You over use that term...

Foxy: Which one?

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