Sons Of Anarchy (SOA) - One Shots

Happy Lowman

   Being the Old Lady of Happy Lowman was one of the best  things that had ever happened to you. He was sweet, funny, smart, and protective.
   Sometimes a little too protective.
   Like this evening, for example.
   There was a very busy and crowded SAMCRO party happening this evening and you and Happy were very much in attendance.
   You two were taking shots, passing joints, and partying with the best of them.
   You were kind of happy that he was buzzed and high because he was more relaxed when he was like that. He deserved to let loose and have a bit of fun for once.
   You two were currently sitting on the couch in the back of the main room, involved in a very heated makeout session.
   You were running your hands under his shirt, feeling the toned muscles in his stomach when he suddenly broke the kiss.
   "Sorry babe, had too much beer. Gotta take a piss." he said kissing you one last time before you climbed off of his lap and let him go.
   You watched him walk out the door with a smile on your face, thinking about how lucky you were to get such an amazing man.
   Those thoughts were soon interrupted by a very drunk, very wobbly Rat, plopping himself down next to you on the couch.
   "Hey (y/n)." he slurred, winking at you.
   This caused you to let out a light chuckle.
   "Hey Rat Man, what are you up to?"
   "Well I was just in the can and I realised something." he giving you a goofy, drunken smile.
   "Oh yeah? What's that?" you asked trying to hold back your laughter.
   "You have the most beautiful eyes." he said placing his hand on your cheek.
   Your eyes widened, realising what he was trying to do.
   "Rat-"
   "Shh (y/n), just let  it happen." he said leaning in slowly.
   You shot up off the couch immediately, causing his puckered lips to find the couch cushion instead of you lips.
   "Rat you know I'm with Happy,that and you're piss drunk. I think you've had enough." you say reaching down to grab the beer from his hand.
   As you reached down to grab it you felt his hand fly to your breast and give it a firm squeeze.
   You gasped, pulling away like he had burnt you, and landing a firm slap to his cheek.
   That was when you felt a warm hand land on your back and you spun around to reveal your old man with fury in his eyes.
   "Happy I swear I was just trying to take his beer away, i didn't think he would do that." you say hoping that he wouldn't get the wrong idea.
   If there was anything worse than an angry Happy, it was a jealous Happy.
   "It's okay babe." he said in a perfectly calm tone, causing your jaw to drop.
   "Yeah (y/n) It's okay, chill out." Rat spoke from the couch, sitting up and rubbing the red mark on his cheek where your hand had made contact.
   You were honestly speechless.
   How could Happy be okay with this?
   That was when you felt him move out from behind you and watched him perch on the edge on the couch, closer to Rat than what seemed normal.
   "Rat, you're new here, so you don't know how this works. I'm going to explain it to you but first I want to show you something." Happy sai the tone in his voice getting deeper.
   This was how you knew something was about to happen.
   Happy grabbed the hem on his shirt and lifted it up to reveal the part of his perfectly smooth, tan skin, that was marked with smiley faces.
   "Do you know why I have these tattoos Rat?" he asked, his gaze on Rat hard as stone.
   "Nah man, but they're pretty rad." he said obliviously.
   You saw Happy smile, but it was a sinister one and you could do nothing but watched, feeling slightly amused at the scene playing out  in front of you.
   "I'm glad you think so,"he said clapping his hand over Rat's shoulder before continuing. "because I have one for every man i've killed for a personal reason. That's why they call me the Tacoma Killer and I just want to say that if you ever even so much as look at my old lady like you're going to try anything, you will be my next smiley face." Happy said, the smile still on his face.
   Rat's eyes widened and his face went white as he realised the dangerous situation he was in.
   "Hap man, I-I'm"
   "Rat." you said, catching his attention.
    "Just go while you can still walk away on two perfectly fine legs." you said, trying to contain your giggles.
   He said nothing, just nodded and shot up off the couch, walking away very fast.
   You were laughing and watching him walk away when you felt two hands on your hips, pulling you down.
   Next thing you knew you were back in Happy's lap, face to face with him.
   "Why hello." you said, bumping your nose against his.
   "Apparently I need to let people know who you belong to." he growled and started trailing kisses down your neck.
You leaned your neck back to give his better access and let out a squeal when he flipped you so that you were laying on the couch, his form hovering over you.
"You're mine." he rasped placing a very slow and passionate kiss to your soft lips.
The kiss lasted for a few minutes, his lips slowly massaging yours.
"I'm yours." you whispered looking into his gorgeous brown eyes.
"I'm yours baby." you said before he smiled and continued with his mission of letting everyone in the clubhouse know that you were the Old Lady of Happy Lowman, and you damn sure didn't regret it.