Mr Dave: hey, my name is Dave. I like to wave. Jesus saves. My name is Dave.
What do they call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Bridget: my name is Bridget. I don't like to forget. I love my friend holly. Let's go.
Why does a milking stoop only have 3 legs?
The cow has the utter
Ms.Holly: my name is Holly. Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year. My name is holly.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
They just waved.
Kevin: hi, my name is Kevin. I'm going to heaven and I was baptized when I was seven. My name is Kevin.
What do you call a French man with sandels?
Falipe falope
Ms.vicky: my name is vicky. I drank some icky and then it made me rlly sicky.
What is brown and sticky?
Poop!
Potato chip
Potato chip potato chip. I like them crunchy crunchy. And I looooove Jesus. A bunchy bunchy.
How he loves by David Crowder
He is jealous for me, Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree,
Bending beneath the weight of his wind and mercy.
When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory,
And I realize just how beautiful You are,
And how great Your affections are for me.
And oh, how He loves us oh
Oh how He loves us,
How He loves us all
He is jealous for me, Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree,
Bending beneath the weight of his wind and mercy.
When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory,
And I realize just how beautiful You are,
And how great Your affections are for me.
And oh, how He loves us oh,
Oh how He loves us,
How He loves us all
He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves.
And we are His portion and He is our prize,
Drawn to redemption by the grace in His eyes,
If His grace is an ocean, we're all sinking.
And heaven meets earth like an unforeseen kiss,
And my heart turns violently inside of my chest,
I don't have time to maintain these regrets,
When I think about, the way
That He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves.
Yeah, He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves.
Yeah, He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves us,
Oh how He loves.
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The Adventures Of The Savages
SonstigesHere is a story about how my life changed forever. Its funny how one thing, one day, can change you and your life drastically.
