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Liam started tickling and we fell to the floor, laughing our heads off. I heard footsteps coming down but couldn't be stuff stopping laughing.
The others walked in. Their faces were hilarious.
"Your faces." Liam choked out.
Liam and I went in to another round of laughter. God they would think we would have three heads or something.
"What happened in here?" Harry asked.
"He started it." I said pointing to Liam.
"Wait, wait, wait, you're the one who made the sundae for me." Liam said.
"Because you were sad but now you're happy." I said, "Everyone's happy in this big purple world."
"Liam you got her started." Louis said.
I grabbed the cherry off Liam's nose and ate it. I pulled the thingy off and put it in a knot. I took it out and flicked it at Liam. He glared at me again then bursted in to laughter. I joined him.
"SHOTY NOT CLEANING!" I yelled.
"You made half this mess." Louis said.
"But, I'm a dog, dog's make mess but I'll probably burn the place down if I start cleaning." I said remembering the time I set fire to the floor.
"You can't burn down a place from cleaning." Zayn said.
"Yer you can." I said sheepishly.
"You can not." He said.
I ran upstairs and grabbed my phone. I walked down the stairs and called Alex. I pressed speaker and sat on the bench in to the kitchen.
"EVANDER DIAMENDS! HOW DARE YOU NOT CALL? JUSTIN IS FACING SADNESS AND IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE I'LL GET SIMON ON TO YOU! Oh and if the boys are there. Congrats for making it this far with Evs." Alex said well screamed.
"You watched Harry Potter without me." I said.
"Yep." She said.
"ALEX MEYERS! HOW DARE YOU WATCH HARRY POTTER WITH OUT ME! I'M NOW FACING SADNESS AND IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE I'LL STEAL JUSTIN AWAY FROM YOU. Any way the boys don't believe I can't burn down a place from cleaning." I said.
"But you can. You lost your boyfriend in that fire." Alex said.
"Don't remind me of Steve." I said not sad at all.
"Why aren't you sad? You lost a boyfriend in a fire you caused." Harry asked.
"THIS IS HILARIOUS!" Alex said through the phone.
"Why would I be sad? He would only lay in his bed." I said.
"You are a horrible monster." Niall said.
"Wanna see a picture of my 180+ boyfriends?" I asked.
"Over 180?" Liam asked.
I pulled up pictures of my boyfriends' a.k.a my rocks. I scrolled down the pictures of rocks until I found Steve.
"This is Steve." I said showing them the photo.
"IS IT THE NICE ONE?" Alex shouted.
"YES!" I shouted back.
"Show them Horace." She said.
I pulled up the photo of a different rock. This one was blue so I called him Horace.
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My Childhood Bully
FanfictionEvander was bestfriends with no other then Harry Styles himself. But when they were thirteen, he changed. He changed in to her childhood bully. Two years after Harry left to live his dreams, he is back with his four bestmates/bandmates. One Directio...
