Fire Heart (Todobaku)

payback

Bakugou's POV

Those fucking bastards think they'll make fools of me? What makes them think I won't hurt them after they send the photo? Soaking wet I go back to my own dorm forgetting all about Todoroki. This calls for sweet revenge... What is the only thing those two can't resist? Of course they can't resist memes, they love food, and what else? That's it, those bastards love trouble! Surely enough that's exactly what they're going to get... "Hey nerd!" Deku tries to avoid me across the hall. Perfect, there's no way this loser will tell me no. "HEY! WHEN I TALK TO YOU, YOU BETTER FUCKING ANSWER!" I yell blocking his way. Nervously he looks up at me with a nervous smile. "H-hey Kachan.. I thought you were at the party..." He tries to stall. Honestly I'm not even in the mood to make him feel like shit I actually need his help. "Today's your lucky day pipsqueak. You're going to be helping me today, and for your well being I suggest you not decline." I growl as he slightly smirks. He must be pretty happy that he's not getting the snot knocked out of him. "Sure of course I would help you! What is it exactly do you need help with?" He rubs his head nervously as I roll my eyes. God I hate this nerd, he asks to many questions. "Just follow me, and quit asking Damn questions it's getting annoying." Oh this is going to be just perfect. Everyone trusts this little soft loser so this will make it ten times better. I lead him to my dorm, and he actually follows without question. "You can't tell no one, not even Todoroki about this..." I mutter going over to my dresser. I open it up to my secret snack stash, and pull out a box of brownie mix. "You... You want me to make you brownies?" His head tilts confused as I try not to explode the entire box. "No idiot! I would rather die then have you make brownies for me! We are about to pull the greatest prank in UA history." I can see it now the look on those losers faces. They'll regret that they ever put me in that pool. "A p-prank... Kachan you know I don't..." "LISTEN LOSER DO YOU WANT THE SHIT KNOCKED OUT OF YOU, OR DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME DAMN BROWNIES!" I yell already tired of having him around me. His weakness is so exhausting to even be around. "Yeah! Of course let's make some brownies! Can I ask who we are pranking though?" He asks as we make our way to the kitchen. Why the hell does he think he can just talk to me like we're friends? "Listen Deku we're pranking Alien face and Tape dispenser so it has to be done right. Any fuck up could ruin all of this. Which means instead of this being your luckiest day, it will be your worst." I threaten opening the brownies. I need to find something perfect to hide in them. "I know your boring, and your life is almost non existent but I know you know memes." I say as he frowns. He should know I'm never going to be nice to him. "Remember when tidepods were a huge thing? What if we hid tidepods in the middle of them?" He chuckles. Woah, you can't tell me he hasn't been planning this. He knew exactly what he wanted to do. "You will never hear this from me ever again in your lifetime but you are a fucking genius." I smile. "Okay you start making the brownies.. I will go to the washing room and grab some!" I say bursting out of the room. I really should have changed when I was at the dorm. Oh well I have to hurry before everyone wakes up. I decide to grab the entire pack, and race back to the kitchen. "So I know you hate questions, but why exactly did you need me?" He asks as I hand him the pack. I guess I should have explained this already. "If I show up with brownies it's going to be obvious that there's something wrong with them. If you show up with brownies then everyone is going to assume you were just being a soft dork, and they'll be fine." I explain. It's pretty self explanatory when you think about it. "One more question I promise..." He mumbles nervously inching away from me. My blood is boiling of annoyance, and I'm really about to say fuck it. "FUCK! What do you want? I mean Damn I just explained the entire plan!" I can't take all his babbling I'm starting to even regret even doing this. "Why are we pranking them?" My eyes narrow as I listen to his dumbass question. I know good and damn well he sees my soaking wet clothes. "I know you were just ignoring my soaking wet clothes because you know Damn well if you mentioned it your ass would get handed to you. Lets just say they thought they could prank me and get away with it, and I won't let that shit slide." I start to surround the tidepods with brownies before shoving them into the oven. Shit, they probably will explode feom the heat. Oh well, I guess we will just have to wait and see. "Tell you what, if this goes as I plan I will give you a full day to hangout with Todoroki like old times. It will be like a little reward." I sigh as his face shines. The two of them used to be really close until I stepped in. Of course I could give two shits about Deku's feelings, but I'm sure Todoroki misses it. "Really? Thank you so much!" He smiles as the timer goes off. We carefully cut the brownies into little squares. Holy shit these actually smell really good. "We have to add one more thing... Take some cups, and fill them with white vinegar. They're going to want to wash that shit out of their mouths so badly they won't even think to smell it." I grin pouring a few glasses full. "Okay deku your up.. Now practice, what are you going to say?" I wait patiently for him to think of something clever. "Well they're probably going to be asleep... So first I will wake them up holding the pan of brownies. Then probably say I forgot to make them last night for the party so it can be a tasty breakfast. I know brownies are their favorite so I was going to let them pick theirs first before everyone else devoured them. We all know how Sato is when it comes to sweets. Plus Iida will throw a fit when he realizes we arent eating a proper breakfast." He has this down pat. If he goes in just like he just said this is going to be gold. "Good, that's perfect... Lets go!" I say walking to the room with him. I have to hide in the bathroom or their suspicions will be up. No one would ever suspect me working with Deku anyway. We reach the party room, and quietly sneak in. Good, everyone is still asleep as far as I can tell. I creep into the bathroom, and wait for the magic to happen. "H-hey.. Wake up guys..." His voice is quiet trying not to wake anyone else up. "Oh hey Midoriya.. What's.. Woah! Are those brownies they look so good!" That no good role of cheap tape basically yells. "Shhh keep quiet Sero.. Get Mina up..." He whispers. Damn it I forgot how loud they are. "Mina.. Mina get up look at these brownies!" He says whispering. A little groan follows which I'm assuming that peptobismol is awake. "Wow Midoriya did you make these?" She asks. I wish I could see their faces right now. Their mouths are probably drooling like a bunch of damn dogs. "I was suppose to make these for the party last night, but I didn't have enough time. I thought I would make them for a tasty breakfast instead. I know you guys love them so I was going to let you have first pick! Also Iida is going to have a cow when he sees them instead of an actual proper breakfast. I was just thinking you would rather have one before the typical Iida lecture." When did he become such a good liar? Huh, maybe there is more then just this weak nerd after all. "Bro you are such a life saver! I bet Sato would eat them all too... Yesss these smell amazing!" Any minute now Their entire lives will be destroyed. There's no way that this is actually going to work out. "FUCK WHAT THE HELL!" Sero yells through the entire dorm. Gagging noises fill the entire room as they start scrambling everywhere. Ha! It's what those fuckers get! "Drink! We need to wash this shit out!" Mina squeals. Soon the sound of glass breaking fills the room. I guess they dropped the vinegar, this is going better then expected. "I-I'm gonna..." Mina starts to say before I hear the sound of victory. They both seem to be throwing up, and I quickly step out of the bathroom. "Got you fuckers good!" I boom laughing as they stumble over sleeping bodies. Oh shit... They even got puke on that short circuit. I'm taking this as a double victory. "What the fuck..." Slowly Denki starts to wake up staring at his pants. "Sero you fucking bitch..." He starts to grumble as me and Deku can't help but to laugh. Their faces are so terrified it was definitely picture worthy. Matter of fact, I quickly pull my phone out, and take a picture. "Bakugou what the hell was in those?" Sero coughs scraping his tongue off. "You dumbasses just ate tidepods!" I say still laughing. Everyone is now waking up due to all of the commotion, but I couldn't be any prouder. "And Midoriya you actually were in on this?" Mina cries still trying to get the taste of her mouth. "Yeaahhhh sorry guys but we got you good.." He laughs giving them actual water. They take a sip, and spit it back out. "Ew!" They both yell running past me into the bathroom. "You guys are too gullible!" He laughs putting the glasses down. "So, go as good as you wanted?" He asks turning to me. I can't help but to get a little grin. Not only did he fool them once, but twice. "You won yourself a day with Todoroki." I say glancing in the bathroom. "Alright bastards do we have a truss?" I laugh patting their backs. Any other person would hate me right now, but not these guys. This is what we do, at least what we used to do. "Damn it Bakugou how are you so good at this?" They ask finally able to stand the taste. I always get them back, and each time it gets worse. "You both are just too dumb... Plus you're stupid if you think you can out do me." I laugh helping them out. The only one who might be mad is that dumbass electrical outlet but he will get over it. "Damn it... I wish if you did pranks it would be away from me. You did get them pretty good." He smiles giving me a fistbump. Quickly he shuts the door to the bathroom, and jumps in the shower. Yeah, I guess I better prepare myself to deal with them for the rest of the day because there is no way in hell I can handle anymore of that nerd. "So what just happened?" A sleepy raspy voice comes from behind me. His arms wrap around my waist. "Be more careful how you grab me in public..." I mutter to the now awaken Todoroki. His messy bedhair is so hot right now. "I just pulled the most epic prank." I smile as they roll their eyes. My body is still soak from the pool, and I feel disgusting. "Alright guys I will be back in a bit I'm gonna change.." I sigh as Todoroki follows me. For some reason he has this weird smile on his face, and It's kind of pissing me off. "What the hell are you smiling about?" I say squinting my eyes. I know I don't have a boner so it must just be my wet clothes. "You know they weren't the only ones who pranked you right?" He chuckles as my eyes widen. "You sneaky little bastard.." I mutter pulling him closer to me. "Your lucky I love you.." I whisper before giving him a light kiss. I start stripping down, and quickly change into dry clothes. "Well I kind of sold you for the day..." I admit as he quickly turns around. "You did what?" His eyes are wide, and his face is full of confusion. "Calm down hot head, I told that loser if he helped me I would give him a day to hangout with you. So, that being said you better get ready.." I pout. I would rather spend all day cuddling him, but a deal is a deal. "You actually worked with him? Without it turning into a huge fight?" He smiles as I let out a growl. "Whatever just get this stupid day over with..." I mumble crossing ny arms. "But I like the soft you..." He kisses me on the cheek as a slow blush tries to come up. "Ugh your to Damn cute... I better go meet back up with them though. That stupid nerd should be here any minute..." I say walking towards the door. I can't believe he was in on that prank with me. "..I love you too." He finally says back before I close the door.