Okay so Iceland has nobody right now poor thing.
....................or does he
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It was morning. They were all in the kitchen. Sweden and Finland were married. Denmark and Norway were dating. Iceland was sad and alone. He sighed.
"What's wrong" asked his ONII SAN Norway.
"Why don't I have a bf/gf " he said.
"Because you're too young."
"I'm 17 I'm perfectly legible to date"
"Oh yeah. Welp I dunno." Norway went to have a weird conversation with denmRk.
Meanies thought Iceland. He glanced around the room.
Then that's when he saw her.
She was big
She was chunky
She was white
She was cool
She was.....
swedens fridge.
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