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after the e p i c battle between america and england over seychelles, seycchelles left both of them for denmark. the two grown mature adults were having a silent war.
America would constantly put legos all over england's house. england would retaliate by putting barbie shoes all over his.
It seemed like the war would never end.... until they were set up.
france was jealous of america because england ignored him all the time and wouldnt argue with him anymore. he was only paying attention to america during the meeting. He could tell because they were constantly making rude immature faces at each other.
Then france had the brilliant idea to set them up on a blind date.
he left anonymous notes at both of their houses saying 'lol lets go on a date' or something.
then the night came.
it actually was not a date. at all.
france pretended his house was a movie theater and they somehow fell for it.
england got there before america and waited inside, wondering why nobody else was there.
then america came.
"i wonder who gave me this note" he muttered to himself. "guess im gonna find out!"
he walked inside and saw nobody except england.
they both stared at each other for a minute and then they both started screaming at each other.
not audible words just obnoxious screeching.
then america randomly threw a fistful of legos at england.
"ahh.... that hurt."
then france ohonhoned into the room.
"I filmed a movie just for you two!!! ohonhohonohohonoohonohonoho" he laughed. "And i invited the entire cast to come watch it too!"
"oh okay"
so then everyone came in. england and america sat on opposite sides of the theater.
"non" said france. "youre ruining everything"
he used magic france powers to yeet them both into the middle row.
"ohonhonhonhon now you have to sit next to each other." he said then flew away.
next to america sat russia, who was scary, and next to england sat sealand who was really annoying.
"guess we'll have to suffer together" said england. no reply. "america?"
america was staringinginging at the screen. it was a spoopy horror movie.
THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER
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it should be rated R amirite
c o u g h
"oh no england im real scared" said america.
"...what?"
"But it will only be half as scary cuz youre here! right?"
"what"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
but then russia randomly looked at him.
"mr. america!" he said.
"AAAa yeah?"
"do everyone a favor and shut up"
"got it"
so they watched the movie. it was really violent. there was animal abuse and a scary russian guy pulled a gun on someone. then he got run over twice and some dogs fell of a moving train.
true story.
by the end of the movie america was quaking
"seriously whats wrong with you" asked england. america was clinging to his arm.
"huh" asked america. "oh, im on your arm."
"yeah....... so can you get off"
"nah"
idk what else to write so have these
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