All through breakfast, Iceland didn't look away from fridge-chan. Anything that the others asked him was replyed with a 'ehhhmmmmhmmm'.
Finally they figured out was he was looking at intensely.
"Why are you staring at m'fridge" said Sweden.
"WAAA???!! NO NO IM NOT!" screeched Iceland.
The Nordics had a secret huddle group chat except not Iceland. He just sat there awkwardly.
"What's wrong with Iceland?" Whispered Denmark.
"He can't possibly be in love with a fridge!" Said Finland.
"My fridge." Said Sweden.
"I think it's because he's sad and single. But why would he fall in love with a fridge?" Said Norway.
They all looked back at Iceland. Except he was gone.
So was the fridge.
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Iceland had stolen the fridge while they were talking and ran away to Russia. Little did he know, Russia would be there.
(That didn't make sense. He went to the place Russia but he didn't know the person Russia would be there.)
"There's nothing here but snow and that strange looking castle..." Said Iceland to fridge chan. "Perfect for us!"
"Hallo!"
"AAAA" Iceland screamed. Russia was behind them.
"Are you having nice day? You should come over to my house, da?" He said.
"Oh sure." Said Iceland. So Russia led Iceland to his house, aka the Kremlin.
Btw if you didn't know this is the Kremlin:
When they got to Russia's house, they were met by a younger looking boy.
"Hello Latvia!" Said Russia, putting a hand on his small head.
"Hello, Mr. Russia..." He said nervously. He glanced at Iceland with a look that said please help me.
"what are we doing here?" Said fridge chan. Except Iceland was the only one who could hear her.
"I don't know, I just followed this tall guy into his house." Said Iceland. Except people could hear him.
"What?" Asked Russia.
"I was talking to my fridge."
"Oh.." Russia looked at the fridge, as if he hadn't seen it before. "That is okay! I am having the inanimate object too! Would you like to see?"
"Okay." Said Iceland.
"Wait here! kOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOl"
So Iceland waited. He heard some clanking sounds from down the hall. Then Russia came back.
"Are you ready?" He said.
Iceland nodded.
Russia pulled out a big pipe.
"MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN!!!!"
Iceland screamed and lifted fridge chan over his head. They ran out the door and didn't stop until they ended up back in their house.
"Oh hey Iceland!" Said Denmark.
"Give me m'fridge back" said Sweden.
"No! Fridge chan and I are in LOVE!!!"
Sweden couldn't take his fridge away from Iceland. It would be too mean and then everyone would be sad. I don't want the readers to get as depressed as I did when I finished dear starboy.
sorry
So then they all went to ikea to buy a new fridge so Iceland could be with fridge chan forever.
The end C:
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