It was the year 1860. You were moving into a cowboy town from the city of chilahoobama.
Hhhhhhhhhghhhggghhhhh I'm just gonna skip to the climatic part
"YEEEEEEEE HAW" screed Sheriff Alfred Jones, bursting into the saloon and shooting the bandit several times. Then he died.
Everyone in the saloon cheered and crowded around the sheriff, praising and thanking him. Except you. You sat at a distance, admiring his hot cowboy hat. Oh yeah and the STARS IN HIS EYES DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS. But mostly the hat.
Then from across the saloon you met eyes with him. You quickly looked down.
After a few moments, the bandits body was dragged away somewhere and the crowd died down. You sat looking out the window, when suddenly you heard a voice behind you.
"Howdy, partner."
You turned to see Alfred standing next to you.
"You a tenderfoot round here? Haven't seen you round." He said, then proceeded to chug a bottle of cola.
Yes they had cola in the 1860s.
You see detective Edward Gould here?
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Anyway
"Um.. yes." You replied, not understanding a world of his slang, even though it's not that difficult.
He looked at you funny for a second. "Cool."
Hhhhhhhh it was at this moment I remembered I can't do romance so let's skip to the sad dramatic part
"The jig is up, I knew it the whole time!" He said. "you were just some namby pamby city slicker! I thought you were the Yee to my haw, but you were really just the snake in my boot!"
Little did anyone know, you were actually performing a heist to add to chilahoobamas existing wealth, and had robbed every bank of all its riches and your gang from the city were all there to help you.
You had an intense stare off with the sheriff.
"Well, now, partner... hate to break it to ya... " suddenly his Southern drawl broke into a New York accent. "I'm kinda the personifications of your country, so I can dos what I wants!"
Then he epicly hit the dab and sent the nation into a whole new era. The end.
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