Prussia x Hungary part 2 except it's not pruhun

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by citricArtisian

by citricArtisian

After Hungary and Prussia got married, Hungary realized that she was being really stupid at the time because she hadn't finished her cereal. But she didn't feel like divorcing because if all the paper work.

Meanwhile Prussia began feeling less straight everyday.

Then one day at the world meeting He saw Russia sitting on Canada again.

"AYE COMMIE SHOO" he screamed.

Russia did his kolkolkol kOL thing.

Prussia was quaking in his boots but he did an epic yeet on Russia and he stood up because he was annoying.

"You saved me" Said Canada. "Thanks"

"Yeah no prob bob" he said casually.

"You are not a country lol " Said Russia.

Then Prussia had an emotional breakdown.

Canada pat his head. "It's okay Gilbert. Ice cream isn't a country either."

"Yes it is" he sobbed pointing at iceland.

"Oh you're right. Well money isn't a country either."

Prussia pointed at China.

"Pancakes aren't a country."

"You're right, Canada!" He sniffed. "I don't have to be a country to be awesome!"

"You know what, let's ditch everyone and go to ihop." Said Canada.

"Yeahh" Said Prussia.

And they left without anyone knowing because they aren't recognized at all.

Later

At ihop Canada and Prussia had the best time ever, not being countries and eating pancakes.

"You know Matt " Said Prussia. "I'm starting to feel extremely gay for you!"

"Omg me too" Said Canada.

"I don't know why I married Hungary. She probably wants a divorce anyway."

Then they ate more pancakes.

Later

"Prussia where did you go at the world meeting?!" Scolded Hungary.

"I WENT TO IHOP WITH MY NEW WAIFU MATTHEW!" He said.

"Oh cool let's divorce now"

"Aight"

The end