Draw a circle that's how straight we are (hetalia crackshots)

Lingonberry flavored Legos-PART TWO

Mmmmmmmmmm I like fluff a lot more than smut

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"  screed Denmark in his room. Iceland was giving him therapy because he was going through an emotional crisis.

"I see.." Said Iceland, writing something on a clipboard. "Random obnoxious screaming... Very common with the ailment I believe you may have. Go on."

"I just-t-t.." At this point Denmark sounded like he was choking, crying, screaming, and laughing at the same time. "He's hecking adorable and-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Iceland nodded, continuing his writing.

Denmark coughed. "Can we go get ice cream"

Iceland shrugged, mostly ignoring him. "Okay, I have a diagnosis. You have Denmark-itis. It means you're too loud."

Iceland left.

(Don't worry Iceland fans he will be back soon I'm going to write him a whole story owo)

"Too loud..?" Muttered Denmark. "That's just how I am! Loud and obnoxious! I'll have to be less obnoxious then!" He got up.

He slammed the door shut behind him as he left the room.

"EVERYBODY WERE GETTING ICE CREAM!!"

The other four came outside. Iceland gave him a look that said you're doing horrible.

Dang it, thought Denmark.

"Okay let's go" said Denmark in a NORMAL voice. For a split second he met eyes with Norway and started screaming inside.

They got in the car. They have a car now. It's a nice SUV or something.

The whole way there, Denmark didn't say a word. When they got to the ice cream shop he waited until everyone was out to go in.

Ten minutes later

Denmark was hiding in the supply closet for some reason. He stood there for like five minutes until the door opened.

It was Norway.

Denmark held in a squeal. It would have sounded really funny if he hadn't. Like a dying pig or something.

" aaaaiiimhnmmmmm sorry uhuhhbbbbbbb" stuttered Norway. 

Denmark grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him in.

"What are you doing?" He whispered.

"Sweden called Finland his wife on accident so I came here to hide. Why are you here?"

"I'm hiding from you because I'm an emotional wreck and can't look you in the face without getting nervous!" Blurted Denmark.

Norway was glad it was dark because he was blushing a lot.

"Hey um" he said . "I like you too"

They were both silent for a minute. Very awkwardly.

Suddenly Denmark hugged Norway. It lasted just a few seconds. Then he kicked the door open like Shrek. However his evasive maneuvers did not go as planned because the janitor lady was there. She was just about to pull out some bleach, and instead she found two men, both very red in the face.

10 minutes later

"Great job, you got us kicked out." Said Iceland. 

" yeahhhhh sorry." Said Denmark. "But it all worked out!"

And so it ends, Finland and Sweden being a happy married couple, and Denmark and Norway awkwardly dating.

And Iceland...........

hhhhHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

OwO