Prussia x Hungary

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by citricArtisian

by citricArtisian

Okay for the record

I HATE PRUHUN.

But I'm bored so here you go.

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Prussia was bored. So he decided to go annoy Hungary.

Prussia kicked down the door into austria's House. Then he marched down the hallway grinning as Austria started screaming at him.

Then he kicked down the door to Hungary's room.

"HEY HUNGARY"

Hungary screamed. Prussia had interrupted her daily ritual of eating cereal. Hungary threw her bowl at him and cereal flew everywhere.

Then Prussia DIED.

"Oh god oh god oh god" Said Hungary, panicking . "I killed Prussia! I'm a convicted murderer!"

But then she heard Austria coming down the hall. She couldn't let him see Prussia dead!

So she shoved him into her closet, and then acted like she was trying to clean up the cereal.

"What happened" Said Austria

"Oh I just saw a fly and thought it was a tarantula hehehh!" She Said. "Uhh.. that's all!"

Austria shrugged and left.

Prussia's POV

Little did Hungary know, Prussia wasn't actually dead. He just passed out.

So he woke up with a bunch of dresses in his face.

"Oh jeez how did this happen" he muttered. He tried to stand up but hit his head on something, and also some more stuff fell down.

He proceeded to say some rude words as he tried to get out, but he couldn't because 1. It was pitch black, 2. There was a bunch of clothes/lingerie in his face, and 3. It was one of those closets that only opens from the outside.

Hungary's POV

When she finished picking up the cereal, she noticed the swearing and thumping noises coming from her closet .

Since Hungary didn't finish her cereal properly, she wasn't capable of thinking rationally.

"Maybe Prussia turned into a zombie inside my closet..." she thought. She grabbed her frying pan and slowly walked over to the closet.

"FIGHT ME" She screeched, opening the door. Instead of a zombie, she saw Prussia on the floor covered in dresses and bras.

"Oh hey Hungary " he said.

"Uhh... I thought you were dead."

"I thought I was at home, but this is way better." He said. "Not gonna lie though, I have no idea how this happened."

"Okay then"

"Let's get married"

"Okay then"

The end