Draw a circle that's how straight we are (hetalia crackshots)

ugghghhhhh....

so i was using a random country generator to help me think of ships

and then i got

estonia x sweden

LIKE EW NO

or is that a thing?

okay it isnt thats good

but i guess now i have to write about it

so uh here

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Finland, Sweden's wife, invited Estonia over again. Ugh, thought sweden. That annoying estonia guy is getting in the way of our relationship

sweden then started coughing really loudly.

"are you okay sweden?" asked finland.

that gave him an idea. he then started pretending to choke.

"Oh my god sweden dont worry ill go call an ambulance!" he cried, running into the kitchen to get the phone.

when he was gone, he judo flipped estonia.

"aaahahhahhhhhhh mr. sweden you are doing me a great frighten" he said, lying on the ground.

"y'' 'r' g'tting in th' w'y 'f m' 'nd f'nl'nds r'l't''nsh'p"

"excuse me, what was that, mr sweden?" he said. "i couldnt quite hear you, sorry..."

sweden cleared his throat. "you are always in the way. we dont like you. " he pushed his glasses up. "especially iceland."

just then the ambulance came. finland got distracted in the kitchen by the stale bread on the counter that for some reason ad a bunch of shredded cheese sprinkled on top.

cough dansk cough

the ambulance rushed in and carried sweden away on a stretcher.

"TH'S 'SNT 'V'R 'ST'N''" he screed as they rushed him away.

then finland finally came back.

"oh, estonia, what are you doing on the floor?"

"ehhh... your husband judo flipped me"

"what?! ill talk to him when he recovers. anyway would you like some food? we actually dont have anything except butter and this random piece of cheese bread."

"yeah oky"

so they ate lunch.

meanwhile sweden was in the hospital.

"so what seems to be the problem, sir?" asked the nurse.

"nothing"

"no really what are you doing here"

"seriously theres nothing wrong, i dont know why im here either"

"why did you call us then sir"

"that was my wife" said sweden. "hes very concerned for my health."

at this point, the nurse was concerned for his mental state, but she didnt really care enough to ask about it. "well i guess you can go now."

back at the house, estonia and finland were chatting.

"finland i need to tell you something..." he said.

"yeah?"

"im gay for sweden'

"WHAT"

so then finland kicked him out of the house just as sweden came back.

"oh its you." said sweden

"MARRY ME" screed estonia.

So then sweden and estonia got married but sweden was really confused the whole time. the end.