Draw a circle that's how straight we are (hetalia crackshots)

C R A C K

As said in art and trash volume IV, I came up with Ukraine x Prussia randomly 

So here you go.

I'm gonna start this like I start EVERY OTHER STORY IN HERE

It was the day of the world meeting. For like the twentieth time. There was still time for the meeting to start so Prussia was fooling around like an idiot.

He started spinning around in circles screaming "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND"

Then he was stopped when he bumped into somebody and they both toppled over.

Prussia, being super melodramatic, was all like "aaaaahhh my head"

"I'm sorry, are you okay?" Asked a females voice, with a slight Slavic accent.

Prussia lifted his head off the ground to look forward and saw BOOBS. He looked away, because he wasn't THAT much of a perv. "Yeah I'm awesome thanks" he replied, standing up.

It was Ukraine, Russia's older sister. Prussia had seen her around, but didn't really acknowledge her much.

"Terribly sorry for that, um.." She apologized.

"Eh? Uhh nein that was my fault, sorry, hehe.." He said.

Their awkward exchange of words was interrupted my America. 

"Hey dude and dudette it's bout time to start!" He chimed.

"K" said Prussia.

During the meeting, Germany was getting mad at everyone and America was eating food and talking about global warming and everyone else was doing... The usual.

Prussia was really bored. He looked down the table and found Ukraine. She looked equally bored.

He decided to entertain everyone on his side of the table by passing a note.

'Ludwig sings Ariana grande in the shower pass it on'

He slid it to Austria, who rolled his eyes and passed it anyway.

It went down the table for a minute. Then it got to Ukraine. Prussia saw her hold in a laugh, then look up at Germany at the other end of the table.

She passed it on. It got all the way around the table, until it got to Romano and Italy. Romano stated laughing really loudly and Italy was really confused.

"Italy, vhats that?" Asked Germany. Italy gave him the note.

"Ludwig sings Ariana gr... NO I DONT GILBERT!!!"

Prussia laughed. "JA YOU DO, LITTLE BRUDER!!! I HEAR YOU EVERY MORNING YOURE ALL LIKE 'I VANT IT, I GOT IT!! YOU LIKE MY HAIR? GEE ZANKS, JUST BOUGHT IT!!!"

Prussia got kicked out of the meeting.

He sat outside like a pouty kid until everyone came out.

He waited by the door for Ukraine; he wanted to talk to her.

But oh schnitzel, she was with RUSSIA. And her scary little sister Belarus.

He would have to get her attention somehow.

So he used his magical German powers to call gilbird and then gilbird flew over to Ukraine and pecked her on the head.

"Ow," she muttered. She looked behind her to see Prussia doing extreme interpretive dance to get her attention. She realized what he was doing.

"Oh, Russia, you guys go on, I'll be right back." She said, then hurried over to him.

"Hi!" Whisper-yelled Prussia.

"Why are you whispering?" 

"Good question! I'm vhispering because vhy not!"

"Oh cool." Said Ukraine, also whispering. "Did you need something?"

"Uhhhhh..." Prussia realized he didn't actually know what to do now. "Wanna hang or somezhing "

"Oh, sure!" She replied. "Do you want to come to my place? I don't get many visitors, so that would be nice..."

"Ja, when?"

"Oh, anytime is fine!" She said. She magically pulled out a pencil and paper and wrote her address. "Here you go... Oh, I should go."

"Okay byeeee" owod Prussia.

To be continued uwu