Draw a circle that's how straight we are (hetalia crackshots)

Untitled Part 24

OW I SCRATCHED MYSELF IN THE EYE 

okay so I know Denmark x Seychelles is totally random BUT I DONT CARE

After the events of last chapter

Seychelles and America were dating

But then Seychelles decided 

'I wonder how it would be to have cold weather for a change'

And she went on a short trip to Northern Europe, aka SCANDIHOOVIA

She used her magic country teleportation powers to go there. She arrived in Germany, right next to the Danish border.

Ludwig was there.

"Oh hallo Seychelles" he said. "What are you doing here"

"I was going on a lovely trip up north!" She said, then took a step over the border.

Suddenly Denmark appeared.

"HEJ" he screamed.

"BONJOUR" she screamed back. (They speak French in Seychelles I guess)

"Okay cool" Said germany then he left because they were annoying.

"Who are you?" Asked Denmark.

"Im Seychelles, I live waaaay south in Africa!" She replied. "I'm coming on vacation to see what cold weather is like for fun."

"You'll love it! Come on come on come on let me introduce you to the other guys"

A few minutes later

They were at Denmark's house.

"Look" he said pointing at a picture frame on the wall. "This is a photo of me and the boys being attractive"

"Wow" Said Seychelles. They were quite attractive.

"I'll invite them over using my epic Nordic powers" he said.

A moment later the other nordics appeared.

"moi moi hello there" Said Finland.

Wait let me clarify something.

Dennor is nonexistent in this story okay

"Hi!" Said Seychelles.

"Elsa here will show you how cool the Nordic region is!" Said Denmark. "Pun intended!"

Norway scowled. 

He did a magic ice spell and then he turned into Elsa.

"Let it go........" he groaned as he did magic ice spells and made a snowman.

"WOWZERS!" Said Seychelles. "What is this white cold stuff?"

"Snow uwu" Said Uwumark.

"Woah" 

So Seychelles spent a week with snow and attractive blonde men.

But at the end of her vacation, she was sad. These guys were cool.

"Well I have to head back to alfie now..." she told them. "I had a lot of fun though! Thank you!"

She gave uwumark a hug and then used her country teleport powers.

"Hi America!" She Said.

"Hey" Said Alfred. "How was Scandinavia?"

"It was awesome!" She Said.

"Huh, those guys haven't really talked to me much, they kinda just mind their own business all the time" he said. "That's cool though"

"Yeah actually" Said Seychelles. "They were like really hot for people who live in such a cold area"

"Oh... what?"

"Yeah especially the uwu guy I wanna break up bc Denmark is hot"

"EHYYYYYYYTY NANI??!!!!"

"Sorry bye"

So Seychelles left America again.

America ate more rocket pops.

Meanwhile, Seychelles was back in Denmark.

"DENMARK IM BACK " she yelled.

"Oh hi" he said. "I thought you had to go back"

"Yeah but I broke up with America to be here!"

"WOW" Said Denmark. "THATS SO INSPIRING"

"IKR SO DATE ME"

"YEAAH!!!"

So that was that.

I have no idea who to ship Seychelles with... America  England or Denmark