Draw a circle that's how straight we are (hetalia crackshots)

france x belarus

this was a request

feel free to request ships uwu they can be crack ships to actually those are more fun to write

anyway heres france x belarus!

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france was feeling less gay than usual lately.

or, uhh... more straight.

was that a good thing or a bad thing? who knows.

but lets see.... there arent many girls around!

hm.....

seychelles was taken by twenty different guys.

hungary was crushed on by twenty different guys.

belgium was with romano.

liechtenstien and wy were 5 year olds.

taiwan and vietnam lived too far away.

ukraine was taken by prussia.

monaco wasnt his type.

but belarus...

was also taken..

but for the sake of this fanfic, shes going to be the only one france is interested in.

"wow" thought france. "i have a crush on belarus now"

but she was dating lithuania! OH NO.

france, being the country of love, was also the country of ruining relationships!

or something.

france had to get belarus to ate lithuania so she would fall in love with him!

so he went to belarus' house and knocked on the door.

"oh.. hello france" she said.

"bonjour bela!" he said. "did you know lituanie sings ariana grande in the shower?"

"no thats what germany does."

"oh, pardon, did i say ariana grande? i meant beyonce!"

"ew why does he like beyonce?" said belarus. "thats weird"

"yeah i know right? anyway au revoir" said france thn he went to lithuanias house.

"lithuania did you know that belarus knows you sing beyonce in the shower and she thinks its weird?"

"oh no she does?!" said lithuania. "she mustve been spying on me! shes so mean im gonna break up with her"

"good idea, mon amie" then he went home.

the next day

belarus came to france's house.

"france lithuania broke up with me"

"oh no im so sorry! you must be devastated, mon cherie" he said. "dont worry, ill date you!'

"okay"

so then lithuania was sad and single again.....

and france had a girlfriend. the end