PROLOGUE

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DEDICATED TO MS. ALES! =)) I MISSED DEDICATING MY WORKS TO YOU =D

[ Prologue. ]

Don’t ever compare me to the typical girls you know.

If you do, please back off or I will just kill you!

HELLA.

I am completely different from them.

They are fond of putting up parties. I love to put up evil things.

They like to dance. I love to punch. I love to pester.

They want to show off their bodies. I would love to scratch them.

They love wearing brassy clothes. Tss. I prefer to wear the most comfortable for me.

They care so much for their skin. Hmm. I can take care of it without lotion.

They love to look so attractive. Well, I was born to be hated.

They love boys. I love my friends.

They always fall in love. Flirt kasi.

And if ever falling in love comes my way, I’ll take his hand and say:

FVCK! I’VE WAITED FOR A BITCH WHICH IS YOU!

I’LL START TO ADORE A BITCH WHICH IS ACTUALLY YOU!

I CAN’T LOSE A BITCH LIKE YOU!

AND I’M A BITCH BECAUSE I FVCKIN’ LOVE YOU.

To some flirty girls out there, they will surely say:

OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU HONEY.

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, BOY.

Well, that’s a fvckin’ vision for me.

If you do that, you’re not just a flirt, you’re baduy and tasteless, too.

Hey everyone, I am a girl. I just do everything like a dude.

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AN:: Hello readers! Thank you for reading =)) God bless.

--Ecolei

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