Outsiders Preferences, Imagines And Headcannons

New Couple

Ian and Brook were sitting down on the couch. Darry paced as he ranted.

"Don't make her uncomfortable, don't cheat, don't tease, don't hurt."

"Darry!" Brook got impatient with her older brother. "It's Ian. You know, the most trusting guy!"

Darry stared at them blankly for a while. "Right. Sorry, Ian."

"It's fine."

"So. I can't call her doll anymore?" Dallas asked.

"No." Ian said without hesitation. Brook sat down and he wrapped an arm around her.

"Babe?"

"No."

"Kitten?"

"Hell no!" Ian pulled Brook closer. She was a blushing mess and covering her face with the hoodie of her sweatshirt.

"What the hell man?!" Dallas gave up. Tim laughed lowly and put his cards down, Dallas looked at them and cursed.

"Language." Darry warned.

"Lesbians At New Gates at Umbrella Academy Guardians dot Ecosystem." Brook said blankly.

"Brook. I'mma slap you." Ponyboy threatened.

"No!" Ian glared at Brook's kid brother.

"Darling?" Dallas continued.

Ian thought about it for a moment. "Fine."

Dallas smirked and mentally cheered. "Alright. Darling it is." He winked at Brook.

"Keep that eyelid open!" Ian said sharply at Dallas.

"Damnit!" Dallas cussed. Tim laughed at him. "I'll skin you."

"Why? Cause you got rejected by a hot girl?" Tim asked.

"That's a lie." Brook said quietly. Ian looked at her.

"That he was rejected?"

"Sure." Brook went with his assumption and continued to watch Mickey Mouse.

"You're beautiful." Ian whispered to her. She blushed and smiled like an idiot again. She hid her face in Ian's shoulder.

"PDA." Steve pointed out. Brook flipped him off but kept her head buried in Ian's shoulder.

"School tomorrow, Brook." Pony reminded his sister just to piss her off.

Brook put on a fake smile and looked at Darry. "Hey Darry. I don't think I can go to school. I don't feel good." She then pretended to look like hell.

"Then you can't be near Ian." He flipped the pages in his newspaper.

Brook froze for a second. "I suddenly feel better."

Ian chuckled and soon Brook kissed him.

"PDA." Steve interrupted. Brook groaned, pulling away from Ian.

"Asshole." She spat.

"P. D. A." Steve carried the words.

"You mean this?" Ian asked and kissed Brook.

"Ew!" Steve pretended to gag. "Darry! Their kissing!"

"Brook." Darry warned his sister.

"Steve!" Brook raised her voice a little. "Darry. Steve fucked Evie last night."

"I heard. Literally. Steve, why bring her over if you are gonna fuck in the couch?" Darry set down his newspaper.

Brook and Ian looked at the couch and threw themselves off of it. "GROSS!" They yelled in disgust.

"She was a mess, just saying." Steve teased.

"STEVEN!" Ian tackled Steve.

Brook laid there and watched the two struggle to win. Steve failed at putting Ian in a head lock and Ian missed Steve's leg.

I don't know...I just watch the guys on the wrestling team...

Brook stood up and pealed them off each other. "You two are like little kids trying to grab the cereal box on top of fridge." She chuckled.

"Are not!" Steve whined.

"I should probably go." Ian chuckled and tried heading out but something grabbed his leg. "Yes, Brook?"

Brook was hanging on to his leg like a koala and Ian knew she wouldn't let go. "Why you gotta leave?"

"Wanna come with me?" He chuckled. She popped up.

"Yeah."

They walked out and sat on the front porch. "Why did ya wanna leave?" Brook asked.

"So I could do this." Ian said and pulled her in for a peaceful kiss without any interruptions.

Hehehe...hi...I want this...

Someone give me this...

That sounded weird...

I'll die...

~ Brook 🐨