Ten Minutes (Naruto fanfiction) EDITING--DO NOT READ!!

Chapter Fifteen - The Thing

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Ashi's POV

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DO NOT LOOK AT PIC UNTIL I SAY SO! PLEASE! <----- AN.

"Hey Kid- Naruto was it?"

"Yeah?"

"Run."

"YOU HURT YOURSELF SO I'D COME, YOU LITTLE-" With a comic-like sound- PKK- they were all on the ground but Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. The sand-village genin were already gone.

"Pft. Whatever." I muttered, still angry but getting over it. "Do it again and..."

"Yes, yes, of coarse!" Cho said nervously, scracting the back of her head. "We totally understand!"

"Then let's go."

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"Okay, you have to PROMISE to do it, Tenashiuta."

"Yeah, yeah, you told me."

"Then put it-!"

"FINE! Sheesh, ya don't have to yell."

Rustling- from what an outsider would not be able to tell- came upon our ears. I straightened it

with a groan. "This is so stupid." I muttered, brushing myself off.

Doragon suddenly burst in. "Who should I try to tell now?" With a punch sound like from a show- PKK- he went flying backwards, through a wall, and off into the distance.

"Now, let's talk NOT telling ANYONE." I said, a deadly threat obvious in my voice. Everyone shuddered and nodded in agreement. I turned, with an air of finality in my step, and left the house, immeadiatly going back into the normal dimension. I looked at the thing with distaste and took wing.

For a few minutes I flew leisurely, soaring and spiraling over the forest, testing how the thing restricted my movement. It was light enough to not be a problem, luckily. As I turned with a steep bank, I saw a hawk flying towards me.

'Huh, the Hokage's calling me?' I thought curiously, turning into a steep head dive before pulling up and flying over the wall, the thing brushing the top of it slightly.

I sped towards the Hokage and pulled through an open window, tilting myself so that I landed gracefully on my feet. I startled many people in the room and people were staring at the thing. "T-Tenashiuta..." Kakashi stuttered, pointing at it with eyes wide. I turned my own golden ones onto him and gave him a glare using only my eyes.

"Is there something wrong, Kakashi?" I asked, golden flames burning into him. He shrunk back and I stifled a laugh. "Pft. The look on your face."

The Hokage cleared his throat and I turned. "So, Tenashiuta, mind explaining?" He motioned to the thing. I shrugged.

"Is it illegal or something?" I rolled my eyes. "Geeze. It's just that today something's going on." The Hokage sighed in defeat, knowing I had him there but obviously still curious.

"Fair enough. I have a solo mission for you- considering you're technically 6 ANBU, two Jonin, and a Genin. But you might want to get rid of... that." He looked at the thing. I shook my head.

"Naw, I promised I'd use it. Beside's it's actually quite non-restricting." I answered. "So, what's my mission?"

"You are to eliminate the whole of a now empty base of an evil orginization, else the previous members get ideas."

"So.. you're saying..."

"Yes?"

"You're saying I..."

"Yes, yes?" He prompted.

"I should..."

"Yes??" He hissed, wanting me to get on with it and complete my mission.

"...SHOULD BLOW STUFF UP!"

"Ye- WAIT, NO!"

"Doing it!" (AN: Dedication to whomever can guess what that was from.) I yelled with a grin and pulled out a long tube with a cap. I opened it to reveal a bright red button. Beep. BOOM! Something far off blew up, sending smoke and fire into the air.

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"Mission sucsess!" ^_^

Kakashi facepalmed. "I liked you better when you were silent and not-crazy."

"I HEARD THAT!

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"So, how are the preparations going?" I asked begrudgingly. "This is so stupid..." I added under my breath. Yami grinned wildly.

"Oh, I had flowers. They went awesomely! We've got lillies, roses, and daffodils. I know those were your favorite." She replied happily.

"What about the overall thing?" I asked with a sweatdrop. "I don't need any details. This is stupid anyway.

"As you can see, awesomely! It's going awesomely, I mean." I looked around. That was true. The hand-picked flowers were everywhere and then there was a cake and a table with a bunch of food. I nodded.

"Do we really have to-"

"Come on, Ashi-onee! It's the 16th!" Yami exclaimed. I sighed. "But really, pleasew?"

She sighed and put her hand on her forehead in a sad way. "Fine. Sure. But what will we use this for?" She motioned to the party set up already. I grinned.

"Well, you know that Kaeda's 10th is coming up."

"True!"

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I walked into the Hokage's room. The jonin were still there.

"Okay, seriously, what is up with that?!" They motioned to the thing. I looked down at it.

"This? It's my 16,000,000,000 birthday today." I covered my mouth with both hands.

"WHAT!?!?!"

The thing had been a dress. (PIC!)