When Bad Meets Worst

Snappily Ever After

"Mr. Gonzalo I have to go" I said hanging up the phone looking furiously at my ex-secretary

"Mr. Black you have an appointment with your father at......."

"Why are you here, didn't I specifically say you're fired" I said silencing her

"Yes but have I ever listen to you before" She said placing her hands on her hips

Hell fire and damnation, picking up the phone I rang my new secretary "Mr. Oliver we have a problem, send in James"

"You're not serious" she said walking closer to me with squinted eyes

"Oh yes I am" I said walking around my desk

"Mr. Black...."

Opening the door James walked in with Ambrosi "Take her home and keep an eye on her" I said walking back to my desk

"Touch me and your lives will be a living hell" she said walking pass blocking me, her protruding stomach stopping her from coming any closer to me "Asher, give me three reasons why, I should not be your secretary"

"I can give you more than three darling but since you only asked for three...... One you're seven months pregnant, two you already have a job, which is to be my gorgeous, stubborn wife and three, I don't need to hear more about your aching joints" I said listing them off my fingers

"Fine and no need to worry, you won't need to hear about my aching joints anymore" she said walking out the door leaving it wide open

"Real smooth boss, real smooth" Ambrosi said walking out behind her

"Boy, if you don't want to end up sharing a bed with Roman again, you should fix this, you know how cranky she gets" James said shaking his head

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"Skater girl, I'm home" I said walking into the kitchen only to find it empty, not again

Dialing Quinn's number he answered on the second ring "Quinn, where is my wife and son this time" I asked pinching the bridge of my nose

"She's at Austin's.........." he began to say but a loud scream interrupted him

"Quinn what's going on" I asked frantically picking up my keys running outside to the car

"Chill, that was Cody" Quinn said laughing

"I'm on my way"

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"Please tell me, my sofa is alright" I heard Austin asking from the living room

"Seriously, you're asking about your sofa and not your brother's heart" Cody asked

"Oh come on Cody, quit your whining" Skater girl said not noticing my presence

"Do not tell me 'quit my whining' last time you said oh, oh you pis..... soaked me and my nephew was born" Cody said

"It was water this time" she said in defense pouting her lip

"Daddy" Roman said running towards me arms extended

Picking him of the floor I raised him blowing a raspberry onto his stomach "How's my little man" I asked while he giggled in response

"Hey dude, please tell me you're here for the Hun" Cody asked pointing his sister

Slapping him on his shoulder she rose up and walked over to Austin hugging him "Remember what I said" she told him walking towards me "Come on squirt tell your uncles bye, bye, your douche bag of a father looks tired" she said taking Roman from me

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"Skater girl..... I didn't mean what I said this morning about your aching parts...... what I really meant was I hate the idea of you being in pain" I said walking into our bedroom

"I know what you meant" She said walking over to the bed taking off the night lamp leaving me in the darkness to stumble around

"You're devious, do you know that" I asked finally finding the bed

"I know, now go to sleep before I start having one of my strange cravings" she said with a chuckle

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Waking up to find an empty spot beside me I walked over to Roman's room to find my wife and son cuddled together on his bed while the flee infested mutt sat guarding the door.

"Hey bud, what's wrong" I asked noticing his tear stained face

"Bad dream" she said hugging him closer

"Hmm, in that case I have just the story" I said pulling them both in my arms "Once upon a time there was a beautiful, sweet, fiery princess who saved a knight. One day the knight was picking on a peasant boy and the beautiful princess swooped in to help the poor unfortunate soul by knocking some sense into the knight with a huge book" Roman giggled

"Which he deserved" Skater girl added

"Yes he did, now there was an evil sorceress who the knight thought he liked but he was wrong...... the princess and the knight started to become friends but the evil sorceress didn't like the idea, one day she started to bully the princess, so the princess and her friends came up with a plan to banish the evil sorceress"

"Which they did" she added again

"Now the princess and knight didn't always agree, they fought a lot. One day the knight found the princess crying and he asked why, after the princess finished her story the knight realized he never wanted to see her sad, he wanted to see her as the happy person he knew her to be but he had a big problem, he wanted to be the reason why she was happy, which he couldn't do because she had a lot of big guards at her side who wouldn't let him near, so one day he helped her escape her tower and they both ran away to have some fun but one of her guards found them, taking her back home" I said looking at skater girl who smiled

"Her parents sent her away where the knight couldn't find her anymore, leaving both the knight and princess very sad. One night some evil trolls took her and hid her far, far away, the entire kingdom searched for her but no one found her. The knight couldn't do anything, he felt helpless........ so he did something he had never done before, pray. A day later his prays were answered, the guards found her but she was very ill, the knight realized he never wanted anything like how he wanted the princess, building up the courage he told her he loved her and she said the same to him, from that day their love grew stronger" I finished looking into her teary eyes while our son slept peacefully in our arms "The end".     

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My fellow wattpadians, the last unedited chapter.

Yours Truly

Sir Bell A.K.A The Knight With A Keyboard