Oh, Boy

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So close yet so far, he was almost in my grasp. I could see him, smell him, taste him, wait what! Why is he fading what in the purple planet is that annoying sound? "I'm going to start singing wake up!!!!!" Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my normal morning routine, as you can guess that was my annoying brother Cody he just squashed my date with my handsome and tasteful burger. Pity, I was just about to devour him.

"That's it run".

I flew out of bed so quickly I almost fell but who cares, somebody was going to die.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Alex let's be civil about this, you and I, brother and sister let's have a chat alright"

"Chat with my fist you moron how many times must we go through this never and I mean never wake me up unless you want to meet your maker before its time."

"Why must I wake up almost every morning to meet Alex trying to kill you Cody" that's Nick my oldest brother. Okay, I'll spear you the whole long sob story of my life and ..... you get the jiff. I have four insanely, annoying, overbearing, protective brothers which you just met two so far. I got cursed with the shortness in my family. The guys stand at 5'9 and over while I'm 4'11, I know right that was insanely unfair.

"You know time isn't going to wait on you the bell rings in the next..... Let's just say 20 minutes" growling I went back upstairs and got ready for school. "The villain is leaving the building" I got some muffled shouts on my way out the door. Pulling my skateboard out of my backpack I started heading on my way towards hel.....school.

I hate school and I think the feeling is mutual and to answer your questions no, I'm not one of those nerds who gets picked on and not in this entire life time or the others to come will I be one of the golden. Let's just say, you don't bother me I won't bother you.

Making my way to my locker I started getting my books for my next class, feeling a pair of hands sneaking around my neck I turned to face my best friend Max.

"Young lady you are in sooooo much trouble"

"I'm sorry I ate the brownies from your secret sta...."

"You did what!"

Opps, think, think, think.

Inner me you are so not helping me right now this is not the time to fail me.

Really you're putting the blame on me? You should have just kept your big mouth shut.

Alex this is no time to be arguing with your mini self.

"Um Maxy is that Peter over there?"

She turned around to look in the direction where I just pointed and me being the wise person I am, I took the opportunity to escape with all my body parts still attached.

Crap. Now I'm 5 minutes late for class and let me tell you Miss Harry does not and I repeat does not like the best bone in my body. I mean I have no idea what I did for her to hate me.

Haha good one try remembering what you did to her last year?

Okay maybe I did set her hair on fire...... but I swear I was trying to be a good person. How was I supposed to know she was standing right behind me when I plucked out a cigar from James's mouth and threw it behind me?

Ohhhhh don't forget what happened the month before that

Hey I am not at fault.

Yes you are.

You see maybe I didn't follow instructions and um.... Haha kind of set the chemistry lab on fire but I was just checking to see how quick she would have responded.

And what abo-

Inner me you really need to shut up. Whose side are you on?

*Rolls Eyes* Whatever

Okay back to reality/present. Walking in Miss Harry's eyes narrowed into slits.

"Welcome Ms. Stone, so nice of you to grace us with your presence". You hear that sarcasm, imagine I haven't done anything to her, yet.

Rolling my eyes I head towards my seat. During the remainder of the class I just zoned out until I was brought out of my trance by the sweet sound of the bell. Picking my bag up of the table I was about to leave but was stopped.

"Ms. Stone aren't you forgetting something?" She asked with a sour smile

"Nope" I said making sure to pop the P.

Anger now marinated her face which resulted in her screaming 'Detention'.

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Hello my fellow wattpadians, so this was my first chapter, obviously. As I said before it's noting special but I still want to thank you for joining me on this crazy expedition. The chapter isn't edited but I'll try my best to edit asap.

Yours Truly

Sir Bell A.K.A The Knight With A Keyboard  


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