Meggy x Tari One-Shot Collection

After the Splatfest

Meggy stood outside the Splatfest arena with one of her crew members. They had lost the Splatfest.
"Again..." Meggy mumbles to herself, staring at the ground.
"You seemed distracted out there Meggy, what's your issue?" Kenji, her teammate, points out.
Meggy realized she was indeed pretty distracted during the Splatfest. She barely covered the arena at all, let alone participated much.
"Uh...yeah, yeah, I'm okay." Meggy musters an awkward smile.
Kenji could see right through his friend's weird smile. "C'mon Meggy, im your teammate, you can tell me the problem. Please. Maybe I could help fix it and we can win next time."
"Fine...but keep it between you and me." Meggy sighs, uncrossing her arms. "Im in love with this human girl named Tari. But my problem is that I can't be with her because SMG4 will get angry."
"HUMAN!?" Kenji gripped his weapon tightly in surprise. "Uh...geez...didn't know you were into humans let alone you were a lesbian..."
"Bisexual..." Meggy corrected him, nervously looking at the ground.
Kenji nods slowly. "But...geez..I don't know how to deal with that. Wish you the best luck, Meggy. All I can say is..tell her and see how she reacts...how does she make you feel?"
Meggy smiles a genuine smile, chuckling to herself. "Oh she's an angel she is. She's adorable and makes me feel like a guardian angel with blue hair and a sans jacket is there always by my side. She makes my ink pump, and makes me wanna spend the rest of my life showing her love in and out of the bedsheets! She...she makes me want to woomy her woomy!"
"Boy, that is a mouthful..." Kenji coughs. "You...really like this girl huh..."
"I want to play games with her for the rest of my life and cosplay as Callie and Marie with her! Please, I don't just like her, I love her! I want to show her that i love her! I'll kiss her near a duck pond, then take her to arcades, cuddle her to sleep...and then maybe one day I'll give her the exclusive bedroom game.." Meggy smiles, resting her chin on her weapon.
"Well...uh...Meggy, your a strong leader! Don't let this one girl stop that streak! You tell her that you wanna kiss her, date her, cuddle her...and uh...woomy her!" Kenji tries to cheer Meggy on.
"Your...your right, Kenji! Im Meggy, the upcoming star! Ain't no BlueJay gamer girl gonna stop my pride! I'm gonna go tell her! Tell her everything on my mind! Thanks Kenji!" Meggy cheers, rushing off to tell the cute blue cyborg her heart's feelings.
Kenji smiles, watching her run off. "That cyborg chick is getting a real prize there..."
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no im not dead, lol, I just have zero schedule

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