Meggy x Tari One-Shot Collection

Crossed Lovers

This was requested by ClaireMari29

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SMG4 walks in a proud dark blue tuxedo, smiling. He was out to impress the cyborg... Someone he fell in love with recently.
He rushes to catch up to his crush, who was indeed taller than him. She was in a loose dress, with a bluejay pattern and an NES texture. She looked down at him "It was nice of you to take me on this night out. I don't get out often..." It was clear she didn't consider this a date.
"It's no problem, Tari. You look very pretty" SMG4 holds his hand out, Tari completely ignoring it.
"Thank you" she smiles, widely. Something she did often, especially with others around.
The two walk toward this new hip hop restaurant. They wanted to try it out.
SMG4 and Tari see Meggy and Mario walking together, both in suits. The two were laughing together, having some fun as friends.
"Then she's like, your the one with those freakazoids for friends!" Meggy laughs.
"Then what do you say?" Mario smirks.
"I says...'Then I guess your one of those friends huh?'" Meggy bursts into harder laughter.
"Hey, Orange!" Tari smiles, speed walking past SMG4 to see Meggy.
Meggy smiles and walks in front of Mario to see her "Hey, Blueberry!"
Tari holds Meggy's hand "Glad to see you here!"
"You too, you'll really liven up the party!" Meggy smiles.
"Only you can make me do it!" Tari giggles.
The two boys look at each other and silently shrug, slowly walking inside behind the tall woman and squid.
They make it to their reserved table. Meant to be a double date. The dates were across from each other, with Meggy and Tari next to each other and SMG4 and Mario next to each other.
"So...how are you two?" SMG4 asks.
"Kinda...wish I was doing something else.." Tari looks around and sees everyone around them.
Meggy wraps her arm around Tari's "hey..it's ok. Your fine.." Meggy whispers.
"...I know" Tari whispers back.
"Yeah, your alright.." SMG4 holds her human hand in an attempt to comfort her.
Mario looks at Meggy, blushing "so...Meggy, how are your...Splatfests?" He asks.
"Great, I kicked the other team's calamari ass last week!" Meggy proudly cheers.
Tari silently claps for her friend, hugging Meggy tightly "I'm so happy for you!"
Meggy grins "thank you, Tari."
Mario slowly stands off the table, taking Meggy by the hand and walking over to the dancing area.
Tari looks at the dancing room through the window with SMG4.
The two saw their friends dance.

Mario holds Meggy by the hand and started doing much less formal dances.
He jumps around, clicking his dirty brown shoes. Doing whatever crazy moves classify as dancing. Mario sits down in front of Meggy "I call this the BLG!" He performs a backwards long jump in front of everyone, breaking a window in the room before crashing into a family's dinner table.
He slowly sits up "sorry, trying to impress" he slowly puts $5 pity dollars on their table, rushing to the bathroom to fix himself up.
Meggy laughs, looking at the damage he left.

Tari smiles and looks at SMG4 "if the waiter comes, just tell them I want a bacon cheeseburger with French fries." She stands up and walks towards the dance room.

SMG4 wrote that down slowly, watching Tari enter the dance room.

Tari walks over to Meggy, smiling. She leans a little to meet Meggy's shorter stature, "here, let me show you how to dance.."
Meggy slowly holds Tari by the hand, Tari blushing.
Tari started dancing, initiating it all. Meggy quickly learned from her, dancing with her.
They did a lot of different dances, being the center of attention for the most of it. They even attempted to use a pole to dance...albeit Tari misconstruded what "Pole dancing" actually meant.
For their final move, Tari slowly climbed the pole, letting go of it with her hands. She allowed her body to lean back, until she spreads her legs, letting go of the pole.
Below her, Meggy was there to catch her, and she did. She held the cyborg close, bowing.
The crowd clapped for them, Tari giggles and looking at Meggy. The two stand up and move into the corner of the room, giggling.

"That was amazing, Tari...where did you learn that?" Meggy asks.
"How do you think I'm so healthy despite rarely leaving my house?" Tari giggles.
"That makes sense...but...that was fun." Meggy blushes, looking at Tari "I...I loved it."
"I loved it too" Tari giggles. "I was impressed that you caught me...you know..."
"I'd catch you whether I was there or not." Meggy chuckles.
"Well that's nice of you.." Tari smiles, her cheeks turning red.

"They've been hanging out for quite a while...." Mario and SMG4 look at each other.
"We should check on them.."
Mario and SMG4 slowly get off the table, Mario eating a few more potato skins before walking alongside his boss.
"Tari-"
"Meggy-"
They both pause.
In the dark corner, there they were, slow dancing by themselves....kissing.
Mario and SMG4 looked at each other slowly.
"I never.." SMG4 was in disbelief.
"Wow.." Mario stared in awe.

Tari slowly stopped kissing Meggy, looking over her shoulder, seeing the two boys. She blushes a dark red, Meggy looking back and going a little blue out of nervousness and surprise.
The two nervously walk to the boys
"Surprise...?" Tari whispers nervously.
Mario gains a little grin "if you guys wanted each other you could've said do.."
"I...I didn't know you two..." SMG4 was still in disbelief.
Tari leans down and kisses SMG4's nose before leaning back to Meggy.
"This won't change our friendship...but...you should know...I'm into the squid.."
Meggy slowly lifts up her new girlfriend, proudly walking outside the arena.
SMG4 and Mario look at each other. They both start dancing separately. Two bros just dancing while their dates eat food together as newfound lesbians.
Just as the universe intended.