Meggy x Tari One-Shot Collection

What If..

Tari and Meggy stood in E. Gadd's lab, Meggy bugging E. Gadd for something.
"Is there any way I can make SMG4 think us getting married is a good thing?" Meggy smiles.
"Meggy, I swear, if you ask again, I will send a Teletubbie on you.." E. Gadd says groggily. He was sick of hearing that question from Meggy.
"C'mon...is there a way that you can make SMG4 think that me and Tari having a baby is a good idea?" Meggy asked
"Im sorry what" Tari silently looks at Meggy.
"Please, E. Gadd...c'mon! I'll...uh...paint your house? Scrub the laboratory? Oh, how about scrubbing the machi-"
"ENOUGH-" E. Gadd sternly looks at Meggy and Tari. "Wanna see yourselves go through that? FINE. Just don't fuck up the space time continuum."
Meggy squeals loudly
"Are we sure this is a good idea?" Tari asks shyly, any for Meggy to excitedly grab her wrist.
"Here, the portals open. It'll lead you to a random universe." E. Gadd just wanted them the fuck outta there.

Meggy and Tari fall face first on the ground.
Tari fixes up her hair, standing up slowly. "Damn...my back has never felt this much pain.." Tari whimpers.
Meggy just silently stared at Tari's midsection.
"What...? What's...wrong....OH MY GOD-" Tari jumps back, realizing they were in a multiverse where Tari was pregnant.
"MEGGY-" Tari shouts, not knowing what to do. She felt scared and helpless. She trembled where she stood, trying to reach out to her squiddy girlfriend.
Meggy steps closer and slowly puts her hand on Tari's stomach. She moved it around a little, before feeling a strong kick, to which Meggy fainted.
Tari catches her, sighing and picking her up. Meggy had always wanted to marry and start a family with Tari, so this was a dream come true.
"Oh god how do I get out of here without breaking my back..." Tari exhales, holding Meggy with one arm like a baby.
She noticed the portal was still open, but chose not to go back, at least not for a little bit. She had a soul, and would gladly give Meggy some time in her dreamland.
Tari laid on the bed beside her, positioning Meggy's head to be on top of her stomach. She picked up the picture frames on the shelf, observing them. One was of the two girls running down the isle, Tari in a fluffy baby blue dress and Meggy in a dark orange tuxedo. The other she held was Meggy's sketch of how their child would look. Tari smiled gently, feeling Meggy nuzzle her tummy gently.
".....Maybe this isn't as bad as I thought..." Tari shrugs, standing up and holding Meggy. "Maybe some day I'll be ready for it.."
She steps through the portal, watching her stomach slowly fade away. "....Kinda sad Meggy was unconscious for most of it.."

They landed in the next dimension pretty fast, to which Tari felt something very odd about it all. She looked around, seeing a studio and all. Meggy, who was still unconscious, was wearing odd things too. Shirt tied up, arms covered in fishnet, tentacles more bouncy, and ripped jean shorts. Tari stood up and immediately noticed a cool breeze on her stomach, shoulders, and neck.
Tari walked towards a mirror, seeing herself as her jaw drops. She was wearing a crop top with crossed straps, leg warmers on both arms, skinny jeans that revealed too much detail and a fishnet connecting her shirt and jeans. And her hair was up.
Tari was a mix of shock and confusion, staring at herself. "What...am I?" Tari started thinking a lot of possibilities. Hooker? Pole dancer? Sugar baby?
Suddenly the answer walked right through the door, the portal closing very quickly.
Marie, a squid sister, walked through the door, quieting her tone when she saw the 'sleeping' woomy. "Greetings Gemtendo." She whispers, walking over to Tari and shaking her hand. "We have great faith in you two...that you can make a perfect entrance in our concert..."
Tari jumped back, looking confused. Then she realized it. A universe where they were Inkopolis celebrities...
Marie pats her head and slowly walks out.
The creak of the door, wakes Meggy up. She stands quickly, seeing Tari in the slightly scandalous clothing. She starts a small nosebleed, looking away. "What's...this dimension...?"
"We're Inkopolis celebrities" Tari chuckles, Meggy squealing and hugging Tari tightly. "TARI THIS IS MY SECOND BIGGEST DREAM"
"I understand but please take it down a notch..." Tari whispers, kissing Meggy's forehead.
"Tari you wont understand how long I've waited for this!!" Meggy squeals, looking at their banner name. "The Fried Lesbians, featuring M-Star and Gemtendo!"
"Meggy, we can't perform out there, we just got here!" Tari shook her head.
"Tari please!" Meggy begs, pulling Tari towards the door. Tari lifts Meggy up, holding her upside down so she wont lose her legs to Meggy's kicking.
Tari tries entering the portal, only for Pearl to walk in.
"So...what two other songs will you guys si....uh...did I...disturb you two?" Pearl slowly steps back. To her, the 2 were 69ing.
"Uh...no?" Meggy and Tari gulp, Pearl running out the door. The two could faintly hear her scream. "MARINA CAN WE DO THAT-"
Tari snickered at what Pearl said, throwing Meggy in the portal and then walking in herself.

Tari looks around herself as she fell, finding only herself in her house.."Meggy...?" she asked, walking around for her girlfriend. "....Meggy?"
Tari walks outside and looks in the tree. Meggy often lays up there early morning to relieve her stress. She only stopped when she heard Saiko mumble. "Having another episode.."
Saiko comes up and puts her arms on Tari's shoulders "its okay, Tari, we all miss her..."
"Who...?" Tari asks, looking at Saiko confused
"Its okay...your in denial, its your way of grieving...." Saiko shushes Tari, hugging her close. "We all miss Meggy..."
"What happened to her..?" Tari asked
"Oh you poor baby..." Saiko gently kisses Tari's forehead out of sympathy. "I'll let you grieve in peace..."
"What happened to Meggy...?" Tari asks, Saiko standing in her tracks.
"So upset you forgot what your crying about..." Saiko sighs "Meggy is gone...we lost her to the zuccer..."
Tari gasps, shedding tears. She runs past Saiko, trying to find the portal.
"PLEASE, I JUST WANT MY MEGGY!" Tari shouts "I WANTED TO MARRY YOU, HAVE LITTLE ADORABLE HYBRIDS WITH YOU, PLEASE COME BACK!"
Suddenly she sees a gray sleeved hand come from a tree.
She looks at it and takes its hand. Tari gets pulled back into a portal, suddenly seeing a familiar face.

"MEGGY!" Tari shouts, hugging her tightly. "YOUR ALIVE, I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU, I LOVE YOU!"
Meggy smiles, hugging back "was all that you said truth...?"
"...maybe..." Tari smiles
"....I'll gladly spend my life with you..." Tari chuckles, touching noses with Meggy
"And we can start right here..." Meggy and Tari get thrown onto the ground, Meggy landed on top, accidentally kissing Tari's boobs.

"....sex dungeon dimension?" E. Gadd asks
"The what" They both say
E. Gadd just whistles, shutting off the multiverse machine.