Meggy x Tari One-Shot Collection

What If...? (The Sequel)

Someone wanted this. Someone did. I forget who but someone did-
"What If" part 2
Let's go

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"Why the hell did you drag us to your laboratory?" Meggy looks at E Gadd with a reasonably annoyed expression. She fiddles with the scarf on her neck, sighing.
"Well I still had this dimension machine and I was wondering if you wanted to try it-" E Gadd smiles.
"You saw how this got fucked up 20 years ago why are you putting my family through it again." Meggy facepalms.
"C'mon won't it be fun for the kid?" E Gadd grins.
"All I see is a hunk of metal, sir." Desti, the daughter, shrugs.
"Meggy, don't be shy. You loved it 20 years ago." Tari wraps her arm around Meggy.
"But that was 20 years ago." Meggy looks at her wife in confusion.
"And 15 years ago you inked hard-" Tari gently puts her hand on Desti's head. "-and you would do it again."
Meggy sighs and looks at E Gadd "alright, but if something happens to my family, I'm ripping you a new ass." Meggy nods.
"Ok!" E Gadd smiles nonchalantly, turning on the machine and shoving the three of them in.

"Mom where are we going?" Desti looks at Meggy.
"Sweetie if I knew that we'd be in a much better situation right now." Meggy slowly puts her arm around Tari and Desti.
"I lost one Desti and I'm not losing another."

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They all start yelling as they fall from the sky. It was odd. Where were they?
They fell back first, unharmed. They all got up, rushing safely the the sidewalk.

Desti was the first to look up at the sky. It was red, and had the Satan star all across the sky. A moon with that design too. "Mom, why is everything red?"
Meggy looks up and freezes in horror, looking at Tari. "....do you know where the hell we are..."
"You already said it sweetie..." Tari whimpers "this...is Hell."

Desti slowly looks at herself, seeing herself. "Look mom, I have 4 wings!" She was a bird, but was orange and had 4 arms, or "wings" to be exact.
Tari looks at herself slowly, jumping. She had a long beak, her feathers were shades of blue with some black stripes. Tari looked down to see her jacket half off, any attempt to zip it up was met with struggle. She looks beyond her chest and sees her legs bent at the knee and above the ankle. She was...an actual BlueJay.
Meggy inhales and prepares to see her new self. She feels her face slowly, feeling humanoid hair on her head. She realizes she has 4 arms, using them to feel for anything new. She finds her tentacles at her hips, looking at Tari and blushing. She then notices she has 4 separate legs.

They then saw another demon fall down and then immediately get run over.

"...we need to get the fuck outta here." Tari whispers.
"Where do we go? It's Hell, literally no one cares." Meggy looks at Desti silently.
"Mom why are we in Hell? How many sins have you committed while I was with Eva?" Desti smirks.
"Apparently way too many.." Meggy sighs "let's attempt to survive until the portal system recharges."
Tari looks for somewhere to relax so that she and Meggy can think it through. She finds a small bench, slowly and carefully sitting on it.
Meggy watches her sit for a minute, making sure it's safe. After around three minutes, she deems it safe, and brings Desti and herself to sit on it.

"How are we gonna get out of here?" Meggy sighs "we can't stay here. It's dangerous!"
"I'm not sure, Meggy. It just looks like normal life, except everyone is either high, drunk, or miserable.
Tari stands up and smiles "what if I fly us up to Heaven!"
Meggy slowly looks at Heaven through Hell's red clouds "...Sweetie I don't think your muscles will last."
"Good point...if only you had wings instead of...an extra set of legs." Tari looks at the tentacles, slowly touching them "I mean...these are nice~"
Meggy pokes Tari's nose "we already have one child, sweetie."
"I'm not getting a sibling, I'm perfectly content as a single child!" Desti smirks, making sure her point was heard.
"Mommy can still have her fun.." Tari blushes and crosses her arms.
Another demon comes by and smacks Tari's bottom. "Hello there lovely one. Aren't you a little snack covered in feathers? My name's Valentino." He grins widely.
"I'm Tari, please don't smack that.." Tari turns around.
"Well Tari, would you like a little job doing some fuckin for some cash? With that kind of body you can rivel Angie" He showed no acknowledgement of Meggy being there.
"I-" Tari tries to speak.
"Hey! That's my mom!" Desti stands up, pointing one of her four wings at him.
"Don't worry, she'll be able to provide for you once she takes up my job" He chuckles to himself.
"Hey! Back off, she's my wife!" Meggy growls.
"Oh you don't say? Well...I have four arms and a loving for some girl on girl action. But if you wanna act this way then maybe I'll forc-" Meggy grabs his neck with one set of her arms and starts punching him in the stomach with the others.
"Meggy!" Tari attempts to separate them, jumping in.
Desti grabs the transportation device off her mom, pushing the button. She pokes her parents.
Tari tugs on Meggy's hair, dragging her off Valentino and into the portal with Desti.
"I'LL GET YOU WHEN I DIE YOU BASTARD-" Meggy shouts as the portal closed.
"You kicked his ass mom!" Desti cheers.
"God forgive her for what she did" Tari sighs.
"I don't care what God thinks, I'm protecting my goddamn wife." Meggy crosses her two arms, all of them back in their normal forms.