Non of these actually happened!Based on some Avengers bloopers and my own imagination!Enjoy!
Crystal (Valerie):What are you afraid of?Of me dying?*breaths heavily*
Director:Cut!
Crystal:Did I spit on you?
Jeremy(Hawkeye):A little.*laughs*
Crystal:Sorry.*laughs*
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Cobbie(Maria):*tries to take off her helmet*Damn it.*laughs*
Crystal:Give her a push.*laughs*
Cobbie:Let's try that again.*laughs*It's stuck.
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Anthony(Sam):Cut the check!
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Crystal:You know I really thought you were dead.*sighs*
Samuel(Nick):*nods in character*
Crystal:I crumbled in the spot...*shrugs**stays silent for a few seconds*
Samuel:You forgot your line?*chuckles*
Crystal:Yes.*laughs*Damn it!
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Director:And...action!
Crystal:*runs across the room and jumps on Sebastian's back*
Sebastian(Bucky):*holds the fake bow with his fake metal arm*
Crystal:*is ready to fall off his back to continue the scene,only to fall naturally back,staying in the air by the ropes that they were holding her,laughing*I fell.
Sebastian:*laughs*You okay?
Crystal:No.*laughs*
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Crystal:It's my birthday don't ruin this please.*laughs as she's across Jeremy*
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Chris(Steve):Well,let's see what the ghost wants.*looks at Scarlet for a few seconds.*Find out what the ghost wants.*shrugs as he looks straight at the camera.*Let's get this ghost.
Scarlet(Natasha):*Turns to the camera with a funny face*
Crystal:Captain America everyone.*grins*
Chris:*laughs*
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*Anthony,Sebastian and Crystal dance as they wait for the director to say action*
Director:They are bonding.
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Anthony:Are you one of them?
Crystal:Are we still called the Avengers?*looks at the director who nods**turns to Anthony*Then I am.*laughs*
Anthony:*shakes his head and laughs*I knew it!
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Crystal:Well you've been our matchmaker through this so it's my turn to find you someone.*shrugs and waves a hand to her face to make the bugs coming her way leave*
Scarlet:*scoffs*I don't think you'll find someone on my level.
Crystal:Sorry I was attacked can we do this again?*laughs*
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Anthony:Why don't you try sticking a co*k to it.
Scarlet:*ready to say her own line*
Anthony:Cork
Chris:That's one way to do it.
Crystal:Jesus *laughs*
Scarlet:*laughs*
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Chris:*fake crying because his shield doesn't break the fake locket*
Crystal:We got all day,don't worry.*laughs*
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Crystal:I'm still an Avenger right?*looks at the director*
Director:Yes,you are.
Crystal:Yes!Mom I'm a superhero!*laughs*
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