Why is your ass so big?
Eden: What kind of stupid question is this... What do you mean why?! It's big because I want it to be and it's my greatest asset ;) see what I did there. Alongside my amazing dribbling skills of course.
Your faves always want to grab it *sticks ass out in camera* it's hard having it checked out 24/7 😈
All you girls wished you had this sexy ass 🍑
Also it's all REAL * winks & hints at moving to Real Madrid* unlike fake BBL's out there.It's all au naturel baby no silicone honey *cough cough throwing shade at the Kardashians*
My ass just blessed your day and your mAns... Ok anjoy your day ba bye!
~ come sit on my face papi 👅
he thicker than a snicker
~ damn papi got mOves 😍😍😍
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