Why did you break Mo Salah's shoulder?
Sergio: Break whose shoulder? I didn't break shit... I'll break your face 🤬 You see it was only an accident, we slipped. *lies*
FFS why does everyone make me the bad guy? The World's dirtiest player huh 🚩It's not nice I have feelings too! *runs hands through quiff*
Did you know I'm Spain's 🇪🇸 Unicef Ambassador check my insta bio 😎
Tell Mo to stop being a cry baby that wasn't even that hard... dry your tears p*ssy boy 🖕🏼
anyways adios gotta go work out now 🏋🏻♂️ *so I can break more shoulders*
~ capi is determined he didn't break it.. what do y'all think?
SKKSKS I WAS CRYING AT THE SEATING ARRANGEMENTS
baby you need to chill lmao salah doesn't look too happy akskfkdkslgjdl
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