In which footballers get either exposed, appreciated or baited out 👀
send in your juicy 🍑 questions to your favourite or most hated footballers
- lighthearted banter don't take us seriously 🤪
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Why does your hair look like a pineapple?
Gareth:Excuse me how dare you compare my beautiful locks to a fruit?! *oMg do they know that I'm balding?!* Maintaining these soft locks isn't easy... YOU TRY running around a pitch for 90 minutes with long hair.
Rapunzel doesn't have shit on me! Gosh no one appreciates me *gets emotional*
Thank-you *blows nose with tissue* at least someone appreciates me *just want to go back to Tottenham*
I try to fit in???!!! CÓMOOOOO ESTÁSS *thick British accent*
-I don't care if you only asked me about my hair not my life story! My hair is my life.
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~ dAmn gareth it aint that deep! but you do you boo!!!
