Why do you drink so much?
Jamie: Chat shit get banged I barley drink a pint MATEE *glares* Who does this guy think he is asking me this? *hungover from last night* Are you fckin alrightttt mate??? *balls fists*
Mind your own goddamn business why is everyone on my damn case all time. *do they know about the time I filled my lucozade bottle up with Vodka during the game? fs*
"Sir, please remain calm"
-Don't fckin tell me what to do who tf are you anyway *slurs words* I'll spin your jaw mate *drunk*
~ well 💀💀💀💀
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