Is it true that you have multiple side chicks?
Luka: *smiles nervously* I don't understand what kind of question is this? What is a side chick? No I do not eat chicken.
*of course it's true you motherfxkers I'm fckin sexy*I am purely a vegan I only eat plants 🌱 *I eat your girls p***** for breakfast, lunch and dinner*
Ohhh side chick means something else... I am so humiliated who would ask such a horrible question? *acts disgusted*
*sees picture with the blondie* I have a wife and kids why in the world would I ruin my humble life for some random blonde WOMAN?!?
*how tf did they find that picture* It is clearly photoshopped someone is trying to frame me! I am going to SUE YOU
~ oh shit luKita got baited 👀
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