How do you feel about Sergio Ramos breaking your shoulder, are you ok now?
Mo: well... I have no hard feelings *I hate that horse ass bitch* He is my brother *more like bastard* I am a man of peace.
*Smiles sweetly at camera* You see I was raised to forgive and forget *He was raised on a motherfckin farm* and if you're watching this SARRRGIO.... is that how you pronounce his name? oH I didn't mean to get it wrong *totally intentional* I just want to say I forgive you.
I mean he said it was an accident *I THINK NOT- he intentionally kept my arm under his stinky ass armpit, causing dislocation of my precious shoulder*
*fake laugh* I think he's a great defender *bullshit instead of winning fair and square that horse uses his farm tricks*
Again as I said before no hard feelings.Also, ahh yes thanks for asking I'm perfectly fine now *winces* I recovered in time to help us win a title. *Who won the Champions league now horSey?* No pain at all *touches shoulder* *OW*
sergio and his identical twin x
~ aw poor salah :( we finally have salah's take on the situation
rammy needs to be punished 😈
p.s. no shade on sergi love that mean ass sexy bitch
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