Why are you always involved with the police?
Karim: Excusez-moi? I think you should mind your own goddamn business. I need a Lawyer ASAP *trap phone rings* excuse me I've gotta pick this up "yo hide the fckin drUgs yeah" *muffled coughing into phone*
Whoever asked me this question *glares into camera with a scary scowl* you should sleep with one eye open 🗡
All I have to do is make a few calls and boom your life will be over *laughs* ...
I'm only joking *I'm not*
Is this shit over? *looks at Rolex* I've got an urgent meeting I can't miss *side chick appointment* 💯
~ gotta love bad boy benzo 🥵
but we all know he's an actual sweetheart ;)
~ dAmn papi 😍💦
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