You strolled into the Champions League Final With your funky big boom box appearing rather confident, what was the reason behind this rather flashy entrance?neymar jr: bitch i can do wtf i want i am neymar jr after all. *can't believe we lost i wanna cryyyy again* Mind on your own bitch ass business b. *omG i'm feeling tearyyy* OII did my teeth look white??? CUTTTT
Interviewer: *and you cried like a little baby bitch*
~ bro he's soo extra gotta rate dramatic ney 🤣
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