Why do you love burgers so much?
Eden: You see my friend I j'adore burgers because they remind me of football. 2 things I love. *I am the best in the Premier league* The oh so delicate Bun representing the pitch I run on. Je suis rapide baby ;)
Oui Oui where was I?- the sesame seeds being all my cheering fans. The salad *eW which I pick out* being the defenders whom I dribble past 💨
the cheese 🧀 *drools* being the midfield, the thick meat being my sexy Belgian ass-
When are we going for a lunch break? *belly rumbles* 5 minutes that's sooo long- cut that out don't wanna seem greedy HAHA
~ wanna be that burger 🍔😭😭😭
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