How are your teeth paper white wow, are they fake by any chance?
Firmino: Fake??? You must be mad mamaçita I was born with these damn pearls. *smirks and shows off*
"-but don't milk teeth fall out and didn't you get adult teeth so how were you born with them?-"
Well *stfu already* you know what I mean they are natural and all real baby *lies* I really don't do much to be honest *I have 37 dental appointments a week*... well obviously I brush my teeth and stuff haha. *flashes pearls*
I have a very strict oral care routine. *your mum wants to lips me* mouthwash, flossing the whole shebang..
"-but we have the before and after pictures of your teeth, care to explain??" *shows picture*
*exposed* HAHAHA um that's photoshop!! *sweating* fineee the plug's 🔌 name is Robbie Hughes *you broke ass b*tches won't be able to afford him anyway*
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