The ongoing debate on whose the actual G O A T ceases to come to an end. What do you think about this statement?Cristiano: Me of course in my head I am the best SIIIIIII it is meeeee and only meeee. I have worked extremely 'ard from a young age. I left Lisbon when I was only 12 and I am very 'appy now.
SpongeBob narrator voice: 3 hours later
*camera cast & crew snoring*
—Some people may think it's Messi. They are all stoOpid. Only I am the best AHH SIIIII *gets up and does his signature celebration*
*everyone jolts up*
Interviewer: gracias cristiano.. it's time to wrap up—
Cristiano: wrap up¿? No, I haven't finished telling the story about my days in the Premier league.
*goes on and on about himself for the next 45 minutes*
*everyone eventually leaves*
*camera runs out of battery*
*still talking about himself*
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