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Why do you always dive?
Neymar jr: Honey I don't dive 🙄 ugh *lies* where's my PA @ I really don't want to deal with this rn 🤷🏽♀️
But maybe I can dive into that p*ssy ;) 🏊🏽♀️ 💦
holla @ me bby gurl on this number 079*****
*send nudes*
ugh I need to do that shotttt again CUTTTTT *fixes hair for the 100th time* GET MY GOOD SIDEEEE PUTO! Who tf hired this guy?!!
nO edit that part out— as I was saying I don't dive... Do my teeth look white? *smirks*
I might steal your girl she's all up in my dms can't keep up... I need starbucks HURRYYYYY NOWWW!! *I could be playing Fornite rn*
~ yes pls papito
ney ney needs to chill what a diVa
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