In which footballers get either exposed, appreciated or baited out 👀
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Neymar, it seems as though everyday your hairline is expanding, the circumference of your forehead is growing? How can you explain this? Is it due to all the harsh chemicals of hair colourants?
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Neymar: GIRL IMMA WHOOP YO ASS!! uM what does expanding mean and wTf is a A SIRRR CUMMM FRENSH ??? i know what the middle means JEJEJEJEJEJE
Interviewers head: How stupid can he be? This guys a living joke...
Neymar: *sexting away on phone*
Interviewer: *Clears throat* You've failed to understand the question, Why do you have a receding hairline??? Let me break it down for you, your hairline is all the way back here—*points*
Neymar: —BOYYY YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING TO! YO MAMAAA GOT A RECEDING POOSÎ AFTER GIVNG BIRTH YO YO UGLY ASS. HOW DARE HE INSULT MEEEEE?!!!
Neymar: *looks at everyone in room & makes eye contact with stylist* HAIRsprAY TIMEEEE!!! oOO i'm thinKiNg oF dYing my hAir oRanGe foR hALLOWeeN!! 🎃
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Interviewer: *sighs* Halloween was a month ago—
Neymar: GET THIS HATER AWAYYY FROM MEE PRONTOO!! *combing the 2 strands of hair left*
~ JEEZ my guy neymar back at it again. His locks are gonna fly off, give it a rest sweetHEART!!
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