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Why do you not pay your taxes?
Lionel: *whispers into personal assistants ear*
PA: Mr Messi disagrees with these atrocious accusations. Of course he pays his taxes and there is proof. *I managed to forge these documents*
Lionel: *adjusts tie and smiles shyly at the camera*
PA: As you can see these *fake* documents show that Mr Messi has payed all his taxes. He pays extra because he is ever so generous.
Lionel: *continues to smile*
*whispers into personal assistants ear*
PA: Mr Messi would like to take his leave now. He has thanked you for your time. Good Bye.
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~ damn messi cat got your tongue huh??
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