Everything You Need To Know About Sock Goblins And More

Sock Goblins I

Webster's Guide To Household Pests, Third Edition
"It lives in the cracks, in the shadows and in the dark. The backs of closets and dressers and under beds. What it takes stays gone forever, leaving its partner forever alone. Every house, apartment and hotel has one, creeping in the shadows, watching, waiting. You never see it coming, you only know after its been. You always know the signs shoving themselves in your face. You try and try to stop it, every day, every cycle, but it is no use. They will win. They always win. No one can stop them. They will follow us all until there is nothing left to take. They are the bane of human existence. The Sock Goblins."

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