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Piko: *holding a crayon*

Oliver: PIKO! IS THAT A WEED??? IM CALLING THE POLICE

Piko: no this is a crayo-

Oliver: *calls 911*

Piko: WHY? WHY ME

Police Officers: *break down the door* SIR YOU'RE COMING WITH US *handcuff Piko*

Fukase: *is just watching while eating popcorn* This should be a movie

Piko: SHUT UP FUKASE

Len: *walks in* GASP NO DONT TAKE MY SHOTA PARTNER IN CRIME *punches the officer in the face*

Piko: LEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED WITH ME

Len: AH SHIT

Police Officers: *handcuff Len*

Len: FFUUUUUUUUUU

Police Officers: *take Len and Piko to jail*

Flower: *crashes through the ceiling* Fukase can I have some of that popcorn?

Fukase: no

Flower: why????

Fukase: first off: you normally hate me and second off: I ate it all

Flower: *attacks him*

Oliver: guys do we have to go get Piko and Len from jail?

Flower: nah just leave them there they'll be finnneee

Fukase: I don't feel like walking to the car and wasting money on them to bail them out

Oliver: well can we at least go visit them? Pweaaassseee

Flower: *cant take his cuteness* fine. You two go get in the car... I'll drive

Fukase: but I don't wanna walk! >:0

Flower: do I seriously have to pick you up and take you to the car??

Fukase: yes

Flower: *picks him up* tch, you're paying me later

Fukase: deal

Oliver: *already in the car*

                                -_In Jail_-

*Piko and Len are in the same cell*

Piko: I swear im gonna murder Oliver when we get out of here

Len: are you actually though

Piko: no

Len: I knew it

Len: so what should we do in here?

Piko: how the hell am I supposed to know???

Len: you're no fun >:/

Piko: what did you expect me to say?

Len: something like... *tryna think of things Piko could've said*

Piko: you have no idea do you

Len: ... ;-; shut up

Piko: no

Len: Y'know it's kinda nice not having Flower beat the shit out of us every 4 seconds isn't it?

Piko: yeah, I have bruises all over me from her-

Fukase: hey guyyysss! *is still being carried by Flower*

Oliver: we came to visit you! owo

Piko: why exactly is Flower carrying Fukase?

Flower: 'cuz his lazy ass doesn't wanna walk

Len: Fukase how are you not dead? Wouldn't Flower have killed you or something by now for making her carry you?

Flower: shut up, he said he's paying me later

Len: oh?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Flower: *is about to break down the cell bars* shut your perverted little mouth right now or you're dead meat

Fukase: *internally screaming*

Oliver: what's wrong Flower? did he say something mean?

Flower: if you wanna know then ask Len

Len: hey don't throw me under the bus like that!

Flower: YOU DESERVE IT

Piko: guys shut up you're being too loud! Anyways, are you guys gonna get us out of here or what?

Flower: no, we just came here to watch you suffer. It's very entertaining

Piko: ;-;

Len: assholes

Fukase: well we're gonna leave now so bye!!

Flower Oliver and Fukase: *walk out*

Len: I hate them so much

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