Fukase: hey Pikoooo can you buy me ice creaammm?
Piko: *breathes in* nOOO IM NOT BUYING ANY OF YOU ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT THAT? GO GET A JOB
Oliver: but... but I'm not old enough for a job ;-;
Piko: i'll still pay for you, but only because you're not old enough hhh
Oliver: *happiness noises*
Len: nope nope nope screw this im out *runs away*
Flower: k
Fukase: BUT PIKOOOOOO
Piko: GO WORK AT A MCDONALDS OR SOMETHING
Fukase: NO
Piko: THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY MONEY AND YOU'RE GONNA BE KICKED OUT
Fukase: you're a meanie >:[
Fukase: *applies to work at a McDonald's and somehow gets the job*
Flower: how the actual fuck did you get hired?
Fukase: I don't know but I did
Fukase: my first shift is tomorrow afternoon!
Flower: have fun dying
Piko: *questioning humanity*
——the next day——
*its 11:30 a.m*
Fukase: *still sleeping*
Flower: *shaking him* wake up you're gonna miss your shift
Fukase: *wakes up all sweaty* HOLY SHIT THE AVOCADO GEESE ARE GONNA COME KILL US
Flower: ........ *leaves*
Piko: Fukase you're gonna get fired if you miss you shift!
Fukase: *gets ready for his "exciting" day of work*
Flower: wait, Fukase do you even know how to drive?
Fukase: OF COURSE I DO BUT NOT ACTUALLY
Flower: .•.•.•.•.••.•. I'll drive you
Fukase: fine
*at McDonald's*
Manager person: Ok so Fukase thank you for joining us! You'll be working at the first window in the drive through lane!
Fukase: yay
*after Fukase is set and ready to start his job*
*someone drives up*
Fukase: Hi there welcome to McDonalds how may I help you?
Random Obese Lady: Hi *orders the whole menu*
Fukase: ok one garden salad and a coke is that all for you today?
Random Obese Lady:... that's not what I ordered *getting mad*
Fukase: well you obviously don't need everything you ordered
Random Obese Lady: *gasps* Are you insulting me?!?
Fukase: LOOK LADY IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU NOW IS THAT ALL FOR TODAY?
Random Obese Lady: no! I'm goin to talk to your manager about this!
Fukase: OK YOU FAT FUCK GO AHEAD YOUR SALAD WILL BE AT THE FIRST WINDOW
*in the car ride home*
Flower: so, how was your first day at work?
Fukase: I got fired
Flower: thats extremely sad
Fukase: all I did was try to help this lady with her eating problem
Flower: you're actually an idiot
Fukase: *sarcastic* thanks
I didn't know what to do with Len in this chapter so that's why he's only got one line of dialogue oopses. (if this somehow offended anyone... i'm not really sorry)
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The Meme Squad
FanfictionI need a life. Anyways, this is the cool kids all hanging out and doing who knows what. Enjoy this piece of trash :) also the first half of these have really bad writing/scripting wise so be warned