Len is gay

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Len: guys... I have to say something that's been on my mind for a while... I need to get it off my chest

Flower: literally no one cares about you but ok

Len: SHUT UP FLOWER THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

Oliver: well? what is it?

Len: i'm gay

Fukase: Len everyone already knows that

Piko: it's obvious

Len: I- what do you mean??

Flower: Len  even blind people who have never seen or heard your voice will know hat you're gay

Len: *melts into a puddle on the floor*

Oliver: Piko it's your turn to mop

Piko: *mops up Lens remains*

Flower: wtf

Fukase: *deeply sighs* unfortunately he'll be back in a few seconds... EVERYONE ENJOY THIS TIME WITTHOUT HIM AS MUCH AS YOU CA-

Len: WASSUP BITCHES IM BACK

Fukase: *curls up in a ball and cries*

Piko: well that was quick

Flower: WHY CANT YOU JUST DIE FOREVER

Len: uh- BITCH YOU BETTER GET USED TO ME CUZ ILL KEEP COMING BACK AND YPU CANT STOP ME

Flower: *processing life*

Piko: ok

Fukase: EVERYONE WE GOTTA EXTERMINATE LEN

Oliver: FINALLY

Len: yeah- WHAT

Flower: *picks Len up by his hair and yeets him out a window*

Piko: we're horrible people

Oliver: guess what Piko, we don't care

Piko: oh

Fukase: HES GONE LOCK ALL OF THE DOORS QUICKLY

Fukase: *locks and closes all of the doors and windows and has a spasm*

Len: *manages to get in anyway* BITCH YOU CANT STOP ME

Fukase: WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHYYYYYYYY

Flower: welp, life will never go on. JUST BECAUSE OF LEN

Flower Oliver and Fukase: *slowly rotting away*

Piko: you guys are reallllly immature

Oliver: WE DONT CAREEE

Len: I rule the house now

Fukase:*cries in off brand gucci*

Oliver: NO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU IM THE RULER BITCH *throws a chair at Len* THIS IS MY KINGDOM NOW AND IM FREEING MIKU AND RIN

Fukase: OLIVER NOOOOOOOOOO

Oliver: *frees Rin and Miku*

Rin: you guys are dead. You guys are soooo fucking dead

Fukase: OLIVER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

Oliver: I did a good deed

Len: *dies again*

Fukase: YAY

Flower: YAY

Oliver: YAY

Piko: *just eating food from the fridge in the background*

Miku: WHY DID YOU BITCHES LOCK US UP???

Rin: TALK OR YOU DIE

Fukase: we just don't like you

Miku: why????

Flower: I don't know you're just kind of annoying

Rin: *knocks them all out except Oliver with a baseball bat*

Miku: *drags them down to the basement and locks them up*

Fukase*slowly wakes up* FUCK

Oliver: *laughing at them all from the other side of the cell*

Flower: OLIVER LET US OUT

Piko: why am I here

Oliver: this is what you get for everything you've done to me

Fukase: I realllyyy don't like you right now

Flower: Oliver you betrayed meeeeeeeeeee e

Oliver: Piko the only reason I locked you up is because you don't give me enough money

Piko: I LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL OF THE MONEY I EARN

Oliver: weLL THATS NOT ENOUGH

Piko: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, FUCK LIFE

Len: geez Piko calm down

Piko: NO. ALL YOU GUYS DO IS BULLY ME. IM SICK OF IT

Fukase: well you getting mad at us isn't gonna change anything

Piko; *slaps Flower*

Flower: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU *practically kills Piko*

Piko: *dead*

Hey there! So um, I know I haven't updated this in a while, I really am Sorry. I just haven't had a lot of motivation. I don't know why, it's not just writing this that I don't have motivation for, A lot of other things too.
I promise I'll try to update more. :)

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