Fukase: *throws an egg at Pikos head*
Piko: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR
Fukase: entertainment
Piko: I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
Fukase: well that's bad for you 'cuz you're stuck with us forever
Piko:
Piko:
Piko: *cries*
Oliver: i want to become a napkin
Flower: that's great
Len: what
Fukase: i'm gonna go over to wherever the hell miku lives and I'm gonna egg her house
Len: IM IN
Oliver: IM GOING TOO
Flower: HELL YEAH
Piko: *still crying*
Fukase: Piko SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP
Piko: i'm getting severely bullied right now
Len: that's an oof on you
Oliver: OK PIKO GET UP WE'RE GOING TO MIKUS HOUSE NOW
Len: WAIT. WE NEED A PLAN FIRST
Flower: true
Len: here's what I was thinking- Oliver knocks on Mikus door, Oliver claimed that we abandoned him and he needs a new home and asks Miku if he could stay with her. She will definitely agree, 'cuz no one can say not to Oli. Then, once Mikus distracted with Oliver: Flower and I will attack the from of the house and Fukase and Piko will get the back.
Oliver: P E R F E C T
Fukase: I've never heard you sound so wise
Flower: great. now let's go
they all head over to Mikus house, Len and Flower hide in some nearby bushes while Fukase and Piko head to the back. Oliver walks up to Mikus door and gently knocks on it
Rin: *opens the door* Oliver?
Oliver: *in his head* what the fuck you're not supposed to answer the door.*
Oliver: *sniffles* All of my... my friends... they kicked me out of their house for no reason! *sniffles* I don't have a place to stay, could you pretty please with a cherry on top go get Miku? I want to ask her if I can stay here with her for a while. *puppy eyes*
Rin: you poor thing! Come inside, Miku will definitely let you stay, trust me.
Oliver: *sniffles* thank you very much! *walks in while secretly laughing devilishly*
Flower: coast is clear!
Len: THIS IS WARRRR *throws around 1000 eggs on Mikus house*
Flower: *does the same thing*
to the backyard
Piko: I just heard Len yell. It's time.
Fukase: CHICKENSSSS
Piko & Fukase: *attacking the house*
inside with Rin, Miku, and Oliver
Miku: Rin you really need to get control of your stupid twin. He and his gang or whatever they are left Oli out by himself!
Rin: it's not my fault my brother has mental issues!
Oliver: *under a blanket with some hot cocoa*
thank you guys so much for taking me!
Miku: It's no problem really. Also, don't worry about Len and those other weirdos... we've got something in store for them... heheheh
Rin: WE'RE GONNA BAZOOKA THEIR HOUSE!!!!
Oliver: I guess I get to live with you two from now on!
Rin: yep!
Oliver: this place is honestly way better then theirs.
Miku: we know. That's why we're so glad to get to keep you! You deserve a place as good at this
Oliver: you guys are so much nicer ;w;
Rin: anything for you Oli. I'm gonna go bazooka their house now *walks out the door
Rin: *sees all of the eggs* THE FUCK. MIKU AND OLI GET OUT HERE AND COME SEE THIS
Oliver and Miku: *walk out*
Miku: JESUS WHAT HAPPENED???
Oliver: someone egged your house! i kn-bet it was Len and his squad!
Miku: you're probably right, RIN GET THE BAZOOKA WE ARE HEADING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW
Rin: ON IT
Rin, Miku, and Oliver head over to Fukases house (yes Fukase claimed the house even though he stole it)
Rin: *pound on the door like the FBI* OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Flower: *opens the door* oh hey Rin
Rin: FLOWER. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR SQUAD ABANDON OLI
Flower: I DIDNT CHOOSE TO- IT WAS LENS IDEA
Oliver: don't worry guys, Flowers nice
Oliver: *walks over to Flower and whispers in her ear* you should come live with Miku and Rin, I'm gonna stay there 'cuz they have a nice house.
Flower: ok
Miku: what did you say Oliver?
Oliver: Miku... could Flower stay with us? She didn't want to get rid of me! She's the only nice one! Pleasepleasepleasepleasplease???
Miku: hmmmm... oh, alright fine. She can come with us
Oliver: Yay!!!
Rin: *running through Fukases house like a maniac* LEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Len: *walks down the stairs* oh HEY RIN HEHEHHEH...
Rin: BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EGG MIKUS HOUSE???
Len: because it's fun
Rin: you're dead. You're so dead. *walks out of the house*
Rin: Miku take Flower and Oliver, I'm gonna bazooka it now
Miku takes Flower and Oliver to her house
Rin: *blows up Fukases house*
Piko, Fukase, and Len: *dead*
Rin: HAHAAAAAA
Flower: I am so dead when they magically get revived
YOU ARE READING
The Meme Squad
FanfictionI need a life. Anyways, this is the cool kids all hanging out and doing who knows what. Enjoy this piece of trash :) also the first half of these have really bad writing/scripting wise so be warned
