The Meme Squad

A chapter finally dedicated to Len

Fukase: *trying to plant trees in the middle of the road*

Flower: what are you even doing?

Fukase: IM TRYING TO BE LIKE MR. BEAST

Flower: aaaannnnnddddd you're doing that by planting trees?

Fukase: YEAH, DUH.

Flower: alright

Len: *walks out with a chainsaw* I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR TAKING MY TITLE AS MEMELORD *starts running towards the poorly planted trees* FEEL MY POWERRRRRRR

Fukase: NOOOOOOOOOOO

chainsaw: *stops working at the last second*

Len: uh- BRUH. WHY WOULD YOU DIE ON ME LIKE THAT? YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND. NO O OO O O O OO. O O O OO *hugging the chainsaw *

Flower: haha

Oliver: *throws a grenade at the trees* DIE NATURE

*they all blow up*

*a few days later*

Fukase: wow, thanks *soooooooo* much for getting us all stuck in the hospital, Oliver

Oliver: I didn't think we'd get injured! I thought it would only kill the trees...

Flower: IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU EXPECT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU THROW A GRENADE AT US?!?

Oliver: yep

Len: they said that they can't fix my precious chain saw.... *cries*

Fukase: SHUT UP LEN NO ONE CARES

Len: *dies*

Flower: hahahahahah

*an hour or so passes*

Flower: uhhhhhhh... Len hasn't woken up, should we be concerned?

Oliver: probably

Fukase: haha no

Piko: *walks in from the waiting room cuz he wasn't affected by the grenade* how're you idiots doing- Len?!

Fukase: he's been dead for an hour or so

Piko: dammit, I don't have enough money to hold a funeral...!

Flower: oh well, we can just throw his body into a river

Piko: but-

Fukase: no buts. we don't care enough about him to waste your money on his funeral

Piko: .....................................*leaves*

*a day passes*

Oliver: yeah he's dead for good.... his body's even starting to smell bad

Flower: do you think we can be charged for murder because of this?

Fukase: probably

Len: ........I want to be buried..... wearing a maid dress......*dies again*

Oliver: OH NO HE JUST SPOKE AGH

Flower: *shaking Len* I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL, SO YOU BETTER WAKE UP

Len: *doesn't respond*

Flower: *deeply sighs* Ill even make Piko buy you a new chainsaw

Fukase: Flower, no!

Len: *wakes up* aight now we're talking. I ALSO WANT A MAID DRESS

Flower: fine

*they're all free'd from the hospital*

Len: I GET TO DRIVE

Piko: ok

Len: *takes them to a dress store or whatever the hell those places are called*

Len: *picks out a sexy maid outfit* OMI GOD, IM LOOKING FABULOUSSSS

Oliver: you look like a slut, Len

Fukase: NO, HE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY ASS BITCH

Flower: hey! watch your mother fucking mouth Fukase, shit!

Piko: *cant look at Len* this... is... *inhales* a very interesting day...

Piko: *looks at Len for a split second but immediately looks back down* nopenooenopenopenope I'm not friends with that human nope

Oliver: *looks over at Piko* hey Piko, ummmm I dont know if you realize this yet but... something's rising on you, and it ain't Jesus

Piko: wait wa-

Fukase: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *wheezing at Oliver's comment*

Flower: *sighs* why am I friends with these people........

Fukase: because you love us, duh. Actually, correction, because you love me

Flower: *walks out of the store*

Len: ALRIGHT. PIKO BUY ME THIS AND LETS GO TO THE HARDWARE STORE

Piko: ugh......... *buys the maid outfit*

*they all head to the hardware store*

Len: *picks out the most expensive chainsaw*

Piko: I really hate you sometimes, Len

Len: thanks!

*they pay and go home*

Miku: *still in the basement* so when are you guys gonna let us out?!

Fukase: never bitch haha

Heyyyyyy I'm back! Sorry for taking such a long break. I only planned to be gone for about 2 weeks, but nope! That didn't happen. Anyway, this chapter is short and kind of sucks. Whoops. alright bye. Also that picture at the top is the maid dress Len chose ;)