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Piko, Len, Flower, and Fukase: *still in the cell*

Len: OLIVER WE'RE HUNGRY COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE US FOOD?!?

Oliver: *gets one granola bar and throws it into the cell* there

Fukase: GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

Len: NO BITCH I ASKED FOR IT

Len and Fukase: *having a full on battle*

Flower: KICK HIS ASS FUKASE

Fukase: IM TRYING

Oliver: *gets the keys to the cell* Hey Piko, You want out?

Piko: YES PLEASE

Oliver: you gotta promise to take me to McDonalds though

Piko: OK SURE JUST LET ME OUT

Fukase: WAIT WHAT HE GETS TO LEAVE BUT NOT US???

Oliver: yeah

Oliver: *lets Piko out*

Piko: IM FREE. HAHA LOSERS YOU GUYS ARE STILL TRAPPED IN THERE AND WILL EVENTUALLY STARVE TO DEATHHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAAAA

Len: dude what the fuck

Piko: *drives Oliver to McDonalds*

Oliver: I want 20 chicken nuggets and two cheese burgers

Piko: HEHEHEHEH *pulls out a dull butter knife* I WILL GET REVENGE ON THE WORLD FOR TREATING ME LIKE SHIT

Piko: *starts killing all of the employees and customers*

Oliver: PIKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Piko: *stabs Oliver's other eye out*

Oliver: HOLY SHIT OW

Piko: WHY IS THIS SO FUN? I THINK IM A PSYCHOPATH

Oliver: YEAH NO SHIT DUDE *all bloody and can't see*

Piko: *runs out and starts attacking people*

Oliver: whoops

back home in the cell

Len: *dead*

Fukase: *cries* Flowerrrr we're gonna dieeee

Flower: *hugs Fukase* well, even if we do, at least we die together

Fukase: that's true

Fukase: I wonder when Len will come back...

Flower: I don't wanna know

Flower & Fukase: *continue to hug each other and just sit there in silence*

Rin: *runs down the stairs* WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO PIKO- what are you doing?

Fukase: *turns into a tomato and immediately slides away from Flower* WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING and what's wrong with Piko?

Rin: he's going around stabbing people chanting "this is what you bitches get for bullying me"

Flower: blame Len not us

Fukase: yeah

Len: *revives himself* I did what now?

Rin: you turned Piko into a murderer

Len: sounds pretty accurate

Miku: *screeches*

Rin: AH SHIT HE'S HERE *runs and hides*

Fukase: *clings onto Flower* I don't wanna die! I'm too young!

Flower: I won't let him hurt us, don't worry

Piko: *walks down the stairs* HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU READY TO GET OOFED?!?

Len: wait Rin was serious?!?

Flower: *deeply inhales* I cannot believe how stupid you are sometimes

Piko: oh HEY LEN! I HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT PREPARED FOR YOU

Len: IM CONCERNED FOR MY HEALTH

Piko: *opens the cage and drags Len out*

Piko: *gets in a random school bus* SEATBELTS EVERYONE

Len: this isn't going to be a normal field trip is it?

Piko: Nope! *makes the bus fly into outer space* WE'RE GONNA DIE IN SPAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN

Piko: & Len: *suffocating*

Len: you're... a fucking.... shota... bitch.... *dies*

Piko: *already dead*

Flower and Fukase: ...CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LET US OUT THIS ISNT FUNNY


There you go... homicidal Piko and FukaFlower. You're welcome

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