1. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
2. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
3. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
4. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
5. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
6. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
8. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
9. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10 Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
11. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
12. When someone has a good reason for doing something, they will most likely be hated by everyone.
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Facts of the day!; 1)Over 90% of America movies made before 1929 are lost. There are no known copies.
2)Before being an actor, Bruce Willis worked as a private investigator.
3)Time travel depiction on films and tv are banned in China.
Just like Facebook and Twitter.( though millions of people still use it. )
4)The production of the Disney film Tangled was more expensive then Avatar.
5)People tend to forget things that are easily found on the internet, its called the Google Effe- wait what was i writing?
Nevermind.
Answer to Guess the song from last chapter; I Write Sins Not tragedies By Panic! at the disco.
Congratulations to those of you who guessed right!
Okay here another one, Guess The Song; I've been walkin' through a world gone blind
Can't stop thinkin' of your diamond mind
Careful creature made friends with time
You left her lonely with a diamond mind
And those ocean eyes.
I think this pretty easy if your a fan. The answer will be given next chapter, Thank you for reading!!
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