The Bored Book

The AMAZING world OF Ashboro

It was another sunny summer day in Ashboro Nagar. A girl with short black hair was just finishing up her fifty page essay on the realism of Lucifer's face.

She put down her pen with a heavy exhale, if only something amazing exciting and completely spectacular would occur.

Nothing happened.

The next day, nothing happened too.

But little did she know, a little thing called covid 19 was being born. And a whole new exciting experience of sitting in bed all day would be the adventure she so wished for.

It was only on day 71567 of lockdown that the girl's family began to suspect something was up.

"I've being hearing Ash talk to herself all the time,"an older sister whispered to their mother.

"मुझे भी चिंता है." Said the mother.

The girl's sister blinked."Tf mom, what did you just say?"

"मूर्ख लड़की!" Their mother shook her head.

"hEy hey!"The girl's older brother burst in the door,"We don't need that shiz here. You know how hard it is to use Google translate!?"

"Actually it's pretty eas-"

"Shush!"

Their mother shook her head again.

"कमबख्त बेवकूफ."

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Meanwhile

In Ash's room.

'-and so to clear up, the best way is Daddy's way. ᕙ(ಠ ਊ ಠ)ᕗ'

Ash press send and laughed at Kitty reply. Lately they been growing closer, closer and closer, she could even smell his tea stinking breath. She barely finished reading his response of,'Wanker' when there was a hard knock on her door.

"Yoosh, wats up Papa mama?" Ash asked British-ly.

Her mother sighed and mumbled in Lord of the rings talk. Her father was busy contemplating the latest Katy Perry single.

"YASHI- we need to talk." Her father started, his eyes wondered over to the girl typing under Ash's bed. "Who's-"

"You've changed," her mother cut in, bringing her cow Dave in.

Dave moo-ed and Ash winked at it.

"Ah man, I'm just living my life!" Ash protected immediately after shaking off her cow fetish.

Her mother exhaled and patted her cow's head, "Yashi, your Jamaican accent is very concerning. You need to stop your juvenile antics." She scolded,"Why can't you be more like your innocent sweet sister!"

"Chod chod-! You madarchod chod-" her sister sang, walking by joyfully.

Ash shook her head,"Me is da same always."

Her father shared a look with her mother cow. "There's something I need to tell you." He sighed deeply.

Everyone turned to him, a howl came from Ash's window where Timmy was hanging.

"Ash..." he choked up,"Is White!"

Everyone gasped.

Her mother slapped him across the face with a gun."Tf are you talking about!"

"I-I had affair with Minny Mouse at Disneyland." Her father replied quietly.

Her mother pulled back from him as if she had just been slapped and gasped.